Where Do You Like To Have Sex Outside Of The Bedroom?

What a weekend hanging out with a few friends.  Went to a sports bar watched a ball game had a few beers. While I was there, a couple came in sat down at a booth in a corner, and then ordered food and drinks.  Nothing seemed odd.  Then a little while later this guy at the bar says, Oh shit!, what do we have here? The couple was making out and then she went under the table. The guy’s beer tipped over and the waiter went over with a towel. Sorry about  that, the man said. The waiter replies no problem. Then another spill "damn" said the guy as he looked at the waiter. You may want to get another towel. The waiter turns and walks away but the look on his face said it all. He went back to the table with a clean towel. The guy’s eyes are closed tight, his hands where gripping the edge of the table. The waiter asks are you ok? The guy lets out a groan and says I am now. The lady comes from under the table and say to the waiter I will have a to go box and the check please.  If I did not see it with my own 2 eyes I would not believe it. The waiter did what she asked. They paid their tab and left.  Call it what you want but a sexual act can be done anywhere, if the two people are willing. I have personal friends, that like to do it at airport parking lots. Where do you like to have sex outside of your bedroom?

Post your comments I would like to know what you think.         

Booty Calls

 So when you get a call from somebody and they ask what are you going to be doing later? Say around 7:00p. You reply nothing much. They say ok, can we get up? You say why not. I will be home around 6:30pm.  See you then. Ok.Bye

“Hello”.” Hey you.” The two of you are good friends who occasionally share good sex. In fact it is damn good sex. We conversed for a min. Then the kiss. No words were needed. Within a moment’s time. Clothes are falling off and the intensity of good sex followed by a royal orgasm. WOW! You are both satisfied. No denying that. What's next? Is there a moral protocol when the Booty call is just a Booty call? (example) do you offer a shower, kissing when departing, putting money on the night stand, or getting dressed with a see you next time. What is the protocol?

Whats On The Menue Part 2

 For all of you having sex with Road Runner. Whether it is a man or a women you must stop them, let them know that there is no rush. You want to enjoy the sexual act as well. Your not going to be satisfied,and you will find yourself shopping for a new sex partner or find other ways to satisfy your sexual desire. By the way if your doing a 69 and you cum first. Stop saying give you a minute and then you'll finish. It's Bull Shit!! and you know it. The same effort they used to make you cum. Should be the same effort you use to make them cum. Stop being selfish and self centered. For those of you who feel its better to receive than to give. Try performing oral sex on yourself. Email me and tell me how it's working for you.  

Whats On The Menue Part 1

When did sex become such a dirty word . People of all ages, ethnicity,religion and marital status have sex. And I mean all ages. Is the type of sex that we have dirty? or is it just the way we go about it dirty? What ever the case might be, we can all agree that sex is good if it wasn't we would not have as many people in the world we do. Or as many people have sex . I don't just mean the traditional act. there are so many forms of sexual pleasure.  Which brings me to a cookout I attended. Guys where having guy talk. Chic's where having chic talk. I over heard something about oral sex. You know me whats wrong with oral? be it giving or receiving. So this guy says if he can't cook it,he cant eat it! Don't get me wrong if she wants to give a man some. Come on, I will not stop her. Another guy says that why your single to this day. Sometimes you have to give to receive. Sometimes 69 can be better than wine.
        As I made my way over to the cooler for another beer. I over heard a chic say she enjoys having sex like the next girl. But where is the race? like somebody stuck a battery in his ass and shot a gun. The other chic said I feel you. But if you think that's bad, why must his soldiers taste so damn nasty. And then he had the nerve to try and gag me. (like that was the thing to do) you already let that nasty cum off in my mouth, I want to gag from that nasty tasting stuff. OK! So here is a solution for anybody listening. Drink more water eat more fruits. They say you are what you eat. If he insist on gaging you Stop!! he can't suck his own. So just Stop. When he ask why tell him. If he keeps doing it he doesn't care how you feel. Maybe he is into (up-chuck) . As for thoses of you who are having sex with a (Road Runner) see part 2      

Keeping The Spice

So I  received a email from a viewer she said 5years of marriage and sex is like watching paint dry. What can she do to spice it up? I was having drinks Friday night with friends and the question came up again about sex being boring. This guy said, that his lady just lays there like a buffett and says here.He said at first he thought she was just inexperience .But in a year nothing has changed. Another lady said that she is on another job. Her man wants her to do all the work. You know the kind!Do this ,Do that, Suck it like, and so on.   So here is a way to change some of these problems. Take sex out of the bedroom. Its not a sleeping pill. Put some adventure in the mix. There are so many lotions,powders,gels and toys on the market today.They can be fun. But sometimes the best aids are the ones we carry with us every day. Just try this little adventure. Every city has a  hotel,airport or movie theater parking lot,park your car off to the side someplace. Get in the backseat tell your lover to come join you, unless they perfer to watch alittle first. Just don't forget to turn the car off and crack the windows it can get hot fast.When you where younger you madeout in a car. Now your grown lets TURN IT UP A BIT. For my Order giver we can do a few things. First tell him you want to play a game. He can't speak 
 if he says anywords at all you will Stop! Foreplay is great so thats how we will start. But if he talks, you must Stop!! Warn him if he speaks you will STOP! your a Woman you know what your doing. You can tell when it feels good to him. If  he cant get the Rules put some lace panties in his mouth.He will get it. I mentioned before about lotions & gels use them. With your body parts massage his body, he will be into it. Don't be afraid to say what you want from him. Your supposed to be enjoying this experience together. There are 1000 was to be a Great Lover.Enjoy having sex with your lover and they will enjoy having sex with you. But first you must make it enjoyable

Being Open

Wow can I just say shock!!!! You guys kill me. (like im dead) lol. I got to say that 2-3 times a week. somebody comes to me for advice or a sound ear. Never the less, sex always come into the conversation. But now that im opening the forum everybody acts as if they are scared to make a comment or ask me questions. Like, this guy aways waits untill after he and his lady friend get together have a few drinks, and when every thing is going fine, sex is good, then he attempts to have anal sex. And then like a car crash all the fun is over. Why wait untill your drunk ?. Is the first question. Second if she said NO!!!!! over and over, Why keep trying dumbass?. Your not going to ware her down. Your going to lose her. Im not saying ladies dont do it. Im saying not her. If you want this relationship, Stop trying. If she is going to initiate or give hints ok, but if not stop trying . On a lighter note.Ok this chic I met tells me alot of things. She says I always have good advice. Anyway she is a very sexual person. Right now she's seeing 2 men. But she is intrested in a third. So I asked why? she said she thinks it will be intresting. I suggested a hotel near the beach.So needless to say this was a intresting weekend for 4 people. But the next time you want to try bondage use satin ribbons not knee highs. Its nicer to your skin and prettier than knee highs. Anal sex and group sex is not for everyone. Untill next week have sex resposponsible.