Merry Christmas To All Santa's Sexy Helpers

Now I know that everyone was expecting me to post early to day and some of you thought I would not post at all. But as you do, I also have some Christmas sexy gifts to give away myself.  Now you know that we had to make sure we made all our family members happy today. After the presents have been opened. The feast has been eaten and everybody has gone home for the night. Now its our turn to stuff our stockings, thigh highs that is. Put our balls in a sack, breast in a fancy bra. Hang our mistletoe in the best places , you know the one place that you want your lover to french kiss and make sure we deck the halls , put dick in the vagina walls. Now sing a Christmas Karol  like you have never sang before.  Now ride in that Big Sleigh. You know that soft flesh thats warm and wet. Or ride that North Pole well its really The South Pole you need to be riding.  Enjoy the holidays but most important enjoy your lover. We can't get too hung up in the season that we neglect our lovers. So play games with your lover. Hug ,kiss and caress your lover let them know you love them.   We need to remember that these are the people we love and we will have them when all the holiday rush is over.         Merry Christmas to All and to All A Very Sex Filled Night.

Getting A Sexy Quickie Is Easier Than You Think

How did your life get so busy that you forgot how to make time for a Quick Stash and  what I mean by that is, stash some feel good in your feel good place quickly.  Lets start with waking up 15min earlier and invite your lover  into the shower your already getting wet right? So why not get a sex shower while you are in there. Remember you only got up 15min early, don't take forever in there.   Or maybe you have to go to the stash.Then call them ahead so that it can be ready when you get there. If they are at work already tell them to meet you in the car. YES the CAR and make it work. Stop acting like you never heard of that before.  Moving right along say it happens to be lunch time and the 2 of you are just too far apart to get to each other improvise. Call them on the phone YES the PHONE and whether or not they answer handle your business and tell them how you wish they could be there with you, but you will be ready again when you get home. Don't get it twisted this is only to get that horny monster in you pant to shut up until you can get the real thing.  Moving to those dreadful nights when you can't seem to fall asleep and you have that "I cant get a damn break to save my life day" tomorrow. Don't stay awake another moment longer than you have to. If they are in the bed next to you. Don't be shy nobody has time for that tonight. We have a lot to do tomorrow everybody likes a little wake me up with a smile. Men and Woman so get to it. Make the Nightcap  count .Now you can go to sleep. If you sleep alone it is time you invest, in a Adult Toy Box and don't say Oh I Can't. YES!!!! You!!!! CAN!!!!. I am not telling you to marry the toy box just have them around when you need them . By the way Toy Boxes are not just for women any more. Guys just in case you did not know. These are some of the things you can have in your toy box XXX movies or magazines, lubrication or massage oils, cock rings a  CD that puts you in the mood things like that. Happ Holidays To All and To All A Great Night!!!!!!

Victoria Secrets At A Office Party

So this lady says that her man went away for a few weeks for work. What he dose for work is not important. So getting a call around 8:00am saying he will be on the 3:00 o-clock flight. right after the meeting made her very happy. Face time is nice but it's no conclusion for the real thing So she thought it would be a good idea to meet him at the airport as a surprise when he got back she missed his smell as well as how good he felt inside.
So she took off work early so she could get her hair and nails done. She went home to freshen up before she went to pick up her boyfriend. Well looking like a supermodel from Victoria Secrets  she decided that she would only put on a trench coat that came to the knee and her new Paris Hilton shoes. She was a little nervous at first but when she left her apartment this lady tells her how much she loves her coat. So at that point she said I'm gonna keep on with the plan, When she got on the train these ladies complimented her on the coat and the shoes.  Finally she arrives at the airport at 2:53p and she waited for him at the gate.  It was 3:23p  when she noticed him walking up to the walkway he saw her and he smiled. They hugged and kissed he said how much he missed her she said the same and when they get back to the house she will show him how much. He said he can't wait, but at that moment his cell rang he answered. It was his boss. He wanted him to stop by the office before he went home. He turned to his girlfriend and said, we have one stop to make first and it wouldn't be long, she said ok . So they rushed over to his office only to find that his boss planned a  little surprise party for all his hard work. Instant shock came over her because she could not take off her coat because she only had on her VS and that was for his eyes only. His boss made a great toast in his honor for all of his hard work. Every body was clapping  She was so proud of him as his boss was.But she had a different type of party planed. Her boyfriend turned and said to her, do you want to take off your coat? She smiled and said politely in a low voice I don't think you want me to take off my coat right now . You may want to wait until we get home. He looked a little puzzled at first. Then she licked her lips. Before she knew it, her man was shaking hands and saying thank you and goodbye to his boss. As he was shaking his boss's hand he leaned in and said something in a low voice, his boss smiled and nodded his head and the couple was in the company car and on our way home. They  got to the lobby of our apartment building got in the elevator and  she kissed him in a way that made him so hard that they almost didn't make it in the apartment. When she opened her coat she dropped it to the floor and said welcome home. He smiled reached out to grab her body and said if I knew you where dressed like that we would be having sex in my office right now.             She smiled and said you have been gone a few weeks I have some work for you in my office so come on in and give me some ink. Needless to say that was the best welcome home  party he has ever been to . He even got a bonus  in the shower and on the bathroom floor.  The couple went out for dinner came home and got some more. All of this activity stems from adding  a little spice to your regular sex life. No like anything was wrong with the sex before. But its good to change things up. No body wants to check ink pen's unless, your ink pen has two legs and you have a place for him to wright.

Holidays Sex And Family

So with the holidays fast approaching  and family dropping in just to spend the holiday with you and your partner.You may find it a little hard to get the quality time in with your partner that the two of you are use to having. Lets  face it just because your family is in town doesn't mean your sex life should be put on hold. Now granted your not inviting any family members to join the two of you. But getting a little candy can be quite challenging so try to be a little creative. When asked if the two of you will be joining them for breakfast? Give a light smile and say no. But you will see them for lunch. While they are eating the two of you can get busy. Remember! you two be quiet,or you will get caught.  Also if everybody is staying at your house. You and your partner could simply tell your family. That the two of you, will be stepping out for a hour. When asked, where are you going? act as if you never heard them.  Get in your care and drive to the nearest airport garage or parking garage  and make it the Best 30min.. Trust me both of you will be very happy. Then you can go back home with family and enjoy the holiday festivities. Also you will be keeping that spice and adventure we spoke about in a few columns back.  You love spending time with your family but you still must find time to love each other.  Trying to get it in your bedroom without a lock on the door, the closet or the basement or even the attic can get you caught by in laws or worst  by family members who can't be discreet. Which leads to embarrassment nobody wants for the holidays. Enjoy the holidays spend time with your family. Don't forget to take some cold medicine with everybody hugging, kissing  and showing love. As always remember to have sex responsibly.