Do You Miss Me When We Are Apart?

          So its that time again you know business trips. Longer hours at the office trying your best to make sure you (dot all your I's, and cross all your T's) right you know what I'm talking about. Let's not leave out those of you that work from home or work at night and try to run a few errands before you go home for some sleep. If you have children that still require you for their everyday lively hood that is more on your plate. Right!!! I understand but in the middle of all of this. Do you miss Me when we are apart? I'm not talking about the 15 second phone call to make sure I'm not laid out some place half dead. No I mean really miss me .
           Before we even had a car, you worked nights and I worked days. But in the middle of everything we found time to do little things together. We found the time to hold each other sit down and share a conversation over coffee and ice tea. Do you remember that? I would come home for lunch just so we could get a piece of something sweet. To hold us over until that night when we would get a little before dinner or after before you went to work.
              Do you remember when we would have adventures in hospital parking lots. Do you miss Me?On your desk at your job and you still had to answer the phone.Do you miss Me? What about the balcony seats in the movie theater.Do you miss Me? Do you ever wounder what happen to the days when we would wake up and before we even said Good Morning we would enjoy each other's Sweet's and sometimes way past breakfast. Do you miss Me? How about the times when you said baby I really got to go I'm gonna be late now girl don't start and then you would get back in bed call your job and say I'm gonna be late.Do you miss Me? Making love at truck stops just because it turned you on. Do you miss Me?
               See I'm asking you all this stuff because I think about our Adventures all the time. And  I miss you baby come home I'm waiting .I Love You
              As Always Have Sex Responsibly

Whatever Happend To The Lover I Used To Know

           When they first got together they could not get enough of each other.We are talking Cupcakes and Candybars every day or even several times a day it was a fancy gourmet sweets buffet. But lately one of you  is feeling like something is going on. Sometimes one of you has a attitude  or you just not in the mood like you use to. Never the less something is not the same. Which one of us is to be the blame. We still love each other but what went wrong. And how long do we let it go on like this before, the little kisses in the day go away. And saying goodnight become common words like hi to a co-worker.  That is not what you want you have got to this thing around before its too late to change and you find yourselves living separate lives.
        So for no reason at all  why not send your sweetheart a card just to say I Love You or even send a e-mail or text to let your lover know that you think the world of them. Try for no reason at all, leave work early make dinner arrangements just to have a little time together put some romance in your life. But instead of going straight home go for a walk and hold hands, talk about things that you use to do. Play a memory game . Like do you remember when we first fell in love? . Do you remember when we use to talk on the phone from dark till dawn..Give the kind of kisses that make each other warm inside.
         Now that your home make out for a little while and if your both feeling frisky now try to enjoy each other make love like you use to and remember. The fire still burns inside of you both it just needs to be re lite.and small things can turn a spark into a flame. I you don't try you will never know  what things can be done to change the direction of your love life.  Try some small things to enhance your romance in your relationship before you throw in the towel. If you need other things to put some romance in your life there are adult stores that can assist you. Some people think that adding a third person to spice up your love life is the way to spice things up. I say try all other options before you add another person in your bed. You may find that the candybars & cupcakes you have already have made from scratch is all you to need.  As all ways have sex responsibly.          

Sex Sunsets And Memories

   I always thought that sunsets where the prettiest when you had somebody to share them with. But I was just informed that a sweet memory and some warm lotion and a handy hand towel. Can beat that thought hands down.You know that me being the columnist that I am . I had to get more information and details if I can. So I asked how often can that work ? With a slight giggle candybar said. I have been using it for the past 11 years. So my question was are you trying to make me believe that you have been only using a memory for the past 11 years. He said no of course not . But sunsets are left for memories. OK, she must be some cupcakes. Candybar said she is more like a whole cake not a cupcake. So I asked candybar are you going to give me details or are you going to make me did for gold?
            He told me that I already know the gold and I know the cupcake. So It took me about 1 hour and then it came to me. It was my first visit to Black Bikers weekend. I did not know what to expect. But I did find out very quickly that you can bump into the naked Tango anyplace. Then I remembered a sight I saw on the beach. Involving 3 candybars and 2 cupcakes.  The part that I found so funny is  I happen to know 1 of the other cupcakes and a whole norther candybar and they are a couple now and parents of 2boys. And the candybar that I'm friends with is still friends with them all. But how can you be friends with somebody and every time you see a sunset you still think about his wife and  her cupcakes? How often do you use spank bank memories or look at a friends mate and wounder what they are like sexualy?

The First Date I Won't Ever Forget Part # 2

            Well if you have been following my column, last week I asked my viewers to finish my column so I could talk about it live on Those To Watch radio and get a feel of what you all thought. Some Of you replied on my blog page and some of you e-mailed me. Everything that was sent in was very entertaining and creative and some was even full of sexy adventurous thoughts. That means your sexual juices where flowing. And You Know Stormy Loves That.So here is the conclusion of part #1 The First Date I Will Never Forget. So The first cupcake let them both in and told the Fresh Smelling candybar that I miss understood I thought it would be dinner for 2. The Candybar said that it will be dinner for 2. I just thought it would be a nice gesture to have desert for 3 she (meaning cupcake #2) ate already.
              Well than you miss understood me. Because I don't share my candybars with anybody, and I don't play with others.I am kind of spoiled that way. If you had asked me instead of assuming. You would have known that I am a desert buffet all by myself. So if you and Miss.Cupcake would not mind showing yourself the way out. I have a King size Candybar full of nuts. On his way and we can have dinner,desert and breakfast in the morning . Without having to share even one little crumb. If you get my meaning. As the guest where leaving. The King size Candybar was about to knock on the door. Cupcake #2 said Damn!!! Cupcake #1 said, watch yourself young cupcake I have told you once I don't share and I don't play well with others. Let tonight be a lesson to you both as the fresh smell of Issey Miyake came through the door and he kissed her neck Cupcake smiled and said  goodnight as she closed the door.
                 As you get older we sometimes require a larger variety of deserts but never assume everybody is that way or you could be missing out on some real tasty deserts.When you become a Adult there is a way to go about doing things. That you didn't worry or think about before. That is why it's called Adult hood.       As always respect yourself and others. Never for get to have sex responsibly.