I'm Not That Hard To Get Along With Am I?

         I not that hard to get along with am I? Well first things first if you have to ask that question often 7 out of 10 people will say yes. Unless they are lying to you so they don't hurt your feelings. Or they are just too screwed up them self to give you a real answer.
         The best way to answer that is how do you view yourself. Often you may not be that hard to get along with you just are not willing to be made a full of or be in the mood to be submissive at the time. Believe it or not timing is everything.  It may not be that you are hard to get along with. You may just be set in your ways . Self awareness is a big key. It also plays a big part in how you treat others.
         Lets try this on for size and see how it fits. This nice middle aged candy bar emails me and says. That after Thirty years of marriage, his cupcake should know all there is to know about him. She should know how he likes to have his fine  pastry and when he likes to have it . He feels as though it should not be a guessing game. But the truth is, that some things do become stale. Some things become repetitious like watching a tennis match with 2 players that are exactly the same. As if they are playing against their self. He gets off and she feels like it was going to a drive through and only getting tap water no ice. He told her if she would like to change things . Its fine with him but he is going to keep doing thins the way he has been doing them for years . Because it works for him.
             Now both of them love each other But the way the sex is going. He is asleep before she gets to change position and so often she is in tears. He says he doesn't get it, he was there and the sex was fine for what its worth he is not 21 anymore. But he can still hit the ball out the park. If I get his meaning.
               So I see he is into athletic terms . So I explained it in terms he would understand.So his cupcake can get some results and just maybe stop crying.  I told him, he has been  using the wrong balls.  So I told him why not take a few of my recipes or play book  so to speak. Stop acting like your playing baseball. Try playing full contact football. The score board for the home team will show a great increase in the score. He said he understands.He still falls asleep but not before the cheerleader drops her pompoms. I'm happy to report that I have another satisfied couple. As always remember to have sex responsibly .

We Are Never Too Old To Learn A New Trick

Wow I guess it was bound to happen sooner or latter. Those famous words to come across my email screen. When I get asked how to tie a Naughty Knot. I guess that I should have be ready to see it. But I must say that it was a little bit of a shock. One of my regular readers who is well into her 50's is the wounder Cupcake who asked. She also said if she is asking there has got to be other people out there who want to know.So I said OK, which knot do you want to know how to do? She goes on to say that because of the accident she had visiting her daughter she has one leg in a splint.So she can't do the Eagle. I said but if you have a splint on you leg you can still do A Bee's Knees.And if you are lying on your back in your bed, You can use the bed post or frame to help you.
            So I go on to explain how to do a basic Lark's Head knot and how to go in the opposite direction and to make sure the loops are not too tight being sure to prevent circulation issues. She said OK then she goes on to explain how much her and her boyfriend enjoy the way I help them express their sexy side and still are in control but are able to enjoy things that they never thought they would enjoy. She also goes on to say that she and he both enjoyed playing Hangman he nor she knew his candy bar was so strong.  But I guess that's what happens when you never try new things or you have been doing the same thing over and over. Because you are afraid to try something new. I'm so glad that I have another happy couple.
              As always please remember to have sex responsibly.With Love Always Stormy.