Listening to some people talk, makes you wounder if they ever hear themselves speak. Could it be that they believe what they speak of is true or is it that they don't care. It not that one gender is greater than another by any means.But with some people sex is sometimes what defines them or how they feel about themselves. If you have never taken the time to critic, practice and study a skill and you are having sex with people who is brutally honest. How will you know how good you really are. If you have to tell everybody, that your so great in bed chance are your not that good.
People often make the mistake of saying yes when they are asked did you cum? Or was it good for you?If you have done everything in your powers to satisfy your partner.You can look at them and see if they are truly fulfilled sexually. Or ask is there anything else I can do to please you.
News flash people just because they are screaming does not mean your doing something good. It could be that it hurts. Here is another news flash if your having abdominal pain during sex from somebody banging your rib cage or the head your penis is bruised or you need a sits bath after sex. Is not the signs of a job well done. Your not making love or even having sex. What you are doing is commonly known as Fucking. I'm not to say that some people don't like it rough. But not knowing what your doing can damage to the goods in the long run.
Now look what your damn ass has done. You have sent that poor soul into the world thinking they are good in bed and you know it wasn't worth it.Nor did you enjoy yourself. While we are talking like adults, swelling a woman's clitoris is not necessary a good thing. Since we are on the subject of telling lies. Telling a woman your going to break her hip isn't ether. Telling a man he is going to need a life vest or telling him you never had a lover like him. Without being specific you just might boost his head up and now we got another fool running around talking crazy like his penis is diamond studded. Stop lying to the people your having sex with. Your making it hard on everyone else.
But for those of you who are the exception to the rule. Who have taken the time to develop your skills On behalf of All The Adults in The World Thank You. I can't take anymore crazy emails about how you know that you are the bomb.com. Or your joy stick keeps them up at night. Although that one might be true. Because she maybe still waiting to be satisfied. He may be waiting for you to leave so he can call up a sure thing that completely knocks his boots off. Just because you look good dose not mean you are good. I'm just another set of eyes and ears and I hear somethings that are said about people and their so called skills. And all of the news reports have not been good news. Some of it is so bad it belongs in the tabloids under the heading that reads. The Worst Sexual Experience Ever. Just shedding some light on the subject. From a different angel As Always Please Have sex responsibly . Until the next time we are able to Talk Like Adults.
Love Stormy Weather 69
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Thursday, September 24, 2015
A Candy Bars Can Serve So Many Purposes How Can You Choose?
Today we are going to talk about Candy Bars at their finest. Not the kind you can get at your local store. No! I want to put you in mind of the kind of candy bars I'm speaking of . So you don't think it's made in some factory and has been sitting on a shelf to be shipped across the country. You also don't have to worry about getting Diabetes either. So you can have as much as you would like. Today we are talking about the Supreme Quality of Fine Orgasmic Candy bars. Let me explain. So a few Cupcakes went out to a Candy shop on a Friday night. To enjoy themselves. To their surprise. They found so much enjoyment in the variety of candy and how much enjoyment they got out of all the screaming Cupcakes. It's funny how much fun you can have when Candy bars are just on display and not just to look at. But they can be touched.
But on a Saturday morning workout at the gym. You can see the candy bar owners, but you can't touch them. You can only imagine them but don't get caught staring. Or you may get labeled as a stalker. But sometimes you just can't help yourself, I know.
Let's not forget about those sexy Saturday nights. When you and your Candy bar went to dinner,had a few drinks and danced a little bit. He was holding you real close pressing your breast against his chest. He is smelling so good that your personal oven turned it's self on. He is whispering in your ear. Saying all the right stuff to get you in the mood. He knows its working because your body's natural pheromones have heighten. And your slow dance has turned into a slow grind. You know that he did not bring a flash light. That is his Candy bar feeling like a roll of half dollar coins and it is as hard as Chinese math and the IRS. So lets stop fooling around. It's time to go now.
So off the two of you go. You can barely make it into the bedroom. Your trying to play cute putting on some sexy lingerie. He puts some mood music on . But you cant hear nothing playing because your cupcakes is yelling please put your candy bar in. That's when you know the pressure is just too much right now.
So because he insist on teasing you . You have got to show him how this game really played. That's right! unwrap that candy bar chuck full of nuts. You give him a few licks so he knows you mean business. Then you show him all the hills and valleys he wants to travel before he gets into your oven where your hot cupcakes have been trying to get him to go since you danced earlier that evening..Did he think you were going to forget how hard he was grinding against you on the dance floor. This is where you show each other how well you read body language. How well you can follow and you don't have to twitter shit. Hell! he has made it very obvious that he wants to taste your cream filling of your sweet cakes. Before he gives you the full abundance and girth of his Candy bar of which he has every intention on giving to you .So he can hear you moan as he himself expands to capacity before he melts inside of you.
Now some people call Wednesday the middle of the week. Some call it Hump Day. A select few call it Slick Lick Day. If you don't know what it means just listen. The work week has been for lack of a better word over whelming and stressful to say the least. That cocktail you ordered is not going to cut it. You need some real tension release if you are going to make it through the rest of this week. I'm talking about some extremely talented oral sexual performance. Understand I'm talking about one who takes pride in what they do.It must be done with precision ,skill, accuracy and above all determination of total fulfillment. Ergo Slick Lick Day.
Now some Cupcakes use a candy bar strictly for reproduction purposes. I myself have found that method to be a waste of good candy. Some use it as a form of exercise you can burn calories.It's also good for the bloodstream, heart and lungs. A good Candy bar can "Do The Body Good" like Milk. It has also been proven to change body structure depending on the positioning. A good Candy bar can even be used as a pacifier or a nightcap. I must say that after a great deal of studying and doing interviews. Candy bars enjoy how many purposes they can serve. They even find themselves yearning for the attention to perform. As I said in the title A Candy Bar can serve so many purposes wouldn't you agree with me now? As always have sex responsibly.
With Love Always Stormy Weather 69
But on a Saturday morning workout at the gym. You can see the candy bar owners, but you can't touch them. You can only imagine them but don't get caught staring. Or you may get labeled as a stalker. But sometimes you just can't help yourself, I know.
Let's not forget about those sexy Saturday nights. When you and your Candy bar went to dinner,had a few drinks and danced a little bit. He was holding you real close pressing your breast against his chest. He is smelling so good that your personal oven turned it's self on. He is whispering in your ear. Saying all the right stuff to get you in the mood. He knows its working because your body's natural pheromones have heighten. And your slow dance has turned into a slow grind. You know that he did not bring a flash light. That is his Candy bar feeling like a roll of half dollar coins and it is as hard as Chinese math and the IRS. So lets stop fooling around. It's time to go now.
So off the two of you go. You can barely make it into the bedroom. Your trying to play cute putting on some sexy lingerie. He puts some mood music on . But you cant hear nothing playing because your cupcakes is yelling please put your candy bar in. That's when you know the pressure is just too much right now.
So because he insist on teasing you . You have got to show him how this game really played. That's right! unwrap that candy bar chuck full of nuts. You give him a few licks so he knows you mean business. Then you show him all the hills and valleys he wants to travel before he gets into your oven where your hot cupcakes have been trying to get him to go since you danced earlier that evening..Did he think you were going to forget how hard he was grinding against you on the dance floor. This is where you show each other how well you read body language. How well you can follow and you don't have to twitter shit. Hell! he has made it very obvious that he wants to taste your cream filling of your sweet cakes. Before he gives you the full abundance and girth of his Candy bar of which he has every intention on giving to you .So he can hear you moan as he himself expands to capacity before he melts inside of you.
Now some people call Wednesday the middle of the week. Some call it Hump Day. A select few call it Slick Lick Day. If you don't know what it means just listen. The work week has been for lack of a better word over whelming and stressful to say the least. That cocktail you ordered is not going to cut it. You need some real tension release if you are going to make it through the rest of this week. I'm talking about some extremely talented oral sexual performance. Understand I'm talking about one who takes pride in what they do.It must be done with precision ,skill, accuracy and above all determination of total fulfillment. Ergo Slick Lick Day.
Now some Cupcakes use a candy bar strictly for reproduction purposes. I myself have found that method to be a waste of good candy. Some use it as a form of exercise you can burn calories.It's also good for the bloodstream, heart and lungs. A good Candy bar can "Do The Body Good" like Milk. It has also been proven to change body structure depending on the positioning. A good Candy bar can even be used as a pacifier or a nightcap. I must say that after a great deal of studying and doing interviews. Candy bars enjoy how many purposes they can serve. They even find themselves yearning for the attention to perform. As I said in the title A Candy Bar can serve so many purposes wouldn't you agree with me now? As always have sex responsibly.
With Love Always Stormy Weather 69
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
My Bakery Has Been Under Attack!!! And They Got All My Cakes
It has been said on more than one occasion to be careful who you let in your bakery shop. Especially if they are not in a custom to eating so much creamed filled cakes . But I guess the same could be said for people who eat candy bars for the first time, and find out how much they real enjoy candy bars. But this is not about candy bars this is about cupcakes .Its so funny how some people brag about how good they know their cakes are. Then you have those who boast about how well they eat cakes. Or how they can show you better than they could tell you . Just so you can give them a sample of your fine cakes.But unless they are truly a fine pastry connoisseur . You really won't know how good they are unless they come highly recommended, And let's face it ladies if we know how good he is we don't want to promote or share his great talent of eating cakes.
But just for kicks let's talk about this Candy bar that was introduced on a night in January. It was a very casual dinner celebration of a few close friends & family.The introduction was very casual everyone was very polite. A few weeks later a meet and greet was arranged between to people. For several months The Candy bar and The Cupcake would entertain each other talking over several cups of tea getting to know each other.Over time they found themselves in need to be around each other more than they cared to admit.
Both of them found so much to talk about. The types of things they had in common and the sexual attraction they had was playful but undeniably there . So one day they decided to put their feelings out there on the table. They both agreed they would give it a shot to see if it could work. After a few weeks of taunting each other they decides to dine together. Much to her surprise he knew he way around a bakery. he even knew how to sample the fine layers of soft angel cake. It was not like how most candy bars devour cake. He dined as if he was trying to savior every morsel. Have you ever heard Einstein's theory of relativity . Put your hand on a hot pot for a second. The burn can last for hours. But put your hands on a hot women and the burn that went on for hours can feel like a second. So than you have a clear understanding of his eating habits. We are talking about the overwhelming urge to scream out in pure pleasure. A feeling that could only make you want more of what ever he had to offer. Could this be a attack on on the bakery? If so please don't stop. She is hoping to have this feeling for hours after he is done. It felt so good she knew he had done it before but she did not care . Every muscle in her body was contracting and she felt as if she could barely breathe.This was what her body was in need of. So to be real in this time and in this moment he was there to only please her. He took such care with said cakes, that she was only obliged to show him how well she enjoyed candy bars and how she looked so forward to making a mess. He was stunned for a moment, he could not believe it although he was there. The passion, the tenderness and care she gave to his candy bar. She showed him what she would come to expect from her new found Lover. In her mind she hoped that she did convey her point in her sexual act and it was well understood.
Before they knew it the bewitching hour was upon them and they needed to depart from each other. As they held each other they did not want to go they both still had so much more they wanted to say without using the English language. They made plans to continue where they left off or to start all over again . But no matter how it starts again be sure the bakery doors will be wide open and the showcase will be ready with all the fine Cakes on display with nothing but the finest ingredients. For him to enjoy and be full.
As always have sex responsibly. Love Stormy Weather 69
But just for kicks let's talk about this Candy bar that was introduced on a night in January. It was a very casual dinner celebration of a few close friends & family.The introduction was very casual everyone was very polite. A few weeks later a meet and greet was arranged between to people. For several months The Candy bar and The Cupcake would entertain each other talking over several cups of tea getting to know each other.Over time they found themselves in need to be around each other more than they cared to admit.
Both of them found so much to talk about. The types of things they had in common and the sexual attraction they had was playful but undeniably there . So one day they decided to put their feelings out there on the table. They both agreed they would give it a shot to see if it could work. After a few weeks of taunting each other they decides to dine together. Much to her surprise he knew he way around a bakery. he even knew how to sample the fine layers of soft angel cake. It was not like how most candy bars devour cake. He dined as if he was trying to savior every morsel. Have you ever heard Einstein's theory of relativity . Put your hand on a hot pot for a second. The burn can last for hours. But put your hands on a hot women and the burn that went on for hours can feel like a second. So than you have a clear understanding of his eating habits. We are talking about the overwhelming urge to scream out in pure pleasure. A feeling that could only make you want more of what ever he had to offer. Could this be a attack on on the bakery? If so please don't stop. She is hoping to have this feeling for hours after he is done. It felt so good she knew he had done it before but she did not care . Every muscle in her body was contracting and she felt as if she could barely breathe.This was what her body was in need of. So to be real in this time and in this moment he was there to only please her. He took such care with said cakes, that she was only obliged to show him how well she enjoyed candy bars and how she looked so forward to making a mess. He was stunned for a moment, he could not believe it although he was there. The passion, the tenderness and care she gave to his candy bar. She showed him what she would come to expect from her new found Lover. In her mind she hoped that she did convey her point in her sexual act and it was well understood.
Before they knew it the bewitching hour was upon them and they needed to depart from each other. As they held each other they did not want to go they both still had so much more they wanted to say without using the English language. They made plans to continue where they left off or to start all over again . But no matter how it starts again be sure the bakery doors will be wide open and the showcase will be ready with all the fine Cakes on display with nothing but the finest ingredients. For him to enjoy and be full.
As always have sex responsibly. Love Stormy Weather 69
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
When One Lover Is Not Enough
When you are young, you date different people in search of sexual fulfillment, companionship,and enjoyment . During this time often people fall in and out of love or deep like if you will. Believe it or not with the same person more than once. I guess because you can't seem to get them out of your system. Or because you are trying to see if there is a way to fix what went wrong before you trash the whole thing and start over new with somebody else. What ever the reason is we all at one point or another try to create that perfect person . In some form or another.
Lets face it, it's hard to find everything you need and want in one person .Right? I mean they can be great listeners, attractive, fun to be around, a hard worker,smart, sexually satisfying ,shares the same belief's as you or knows just what to say to put a smile on your face.How about strong and independent or financially sound.adventurous,attentive ,considerate and supportive. Alright open minded.
Now for some people they have been lucky enough to have that one person that is all of these things and more. That's right in one person. Now some have had to combine several people to make up that one person. I understand that everybody can't have it all. I'm also willing to bet my life that even the perfect couple is missing something in their relationship. No matter who they are, Because we are human and we are not perfect and we are going to fall short in some part of our relationship because we are human and if we try to be everything to one person we can and will neglect our self in some manner.
Now with all that being said, I want you to keep in your mind; People sometimes need another person to fulfill some needs. It's not always sexually some times it's to simple flirtation or purely entertaining and flattery . But the truth is; for some people that's enough. Then there's that percentage that need and desire more. Are they wrong? No. Should it matter if they are married or not; But it doesn't, for some because we are people. Do you restrain yourself from acting on your desires? yes you do. If you say you don't. Than you are lying to yourself. I'm not saying you must act on every impulse that you have .I'm saying that it is in everybody to wonder.
Which brings me to a situation There are 5 couples . 3 of them are dating and 2 of them are married. None of the couples want out of the relationship they are in. Truth be told they love the people they are with. But every now and then they think and analyze their relationship and wonder if they are missing some part of life. Will I tell you who they are ? No. Because that's not important. What is important is that all of the lovers in these 5 couples are not totally satisfied. What is important. Is the way they handle their needs.
One(1) couple is very adventurous so they are like kids in a candy store they do everything together. the only time they are apart is when they are at work. They even share friends. Two(2) of the couples are swingers. They openly have sex with other couples with their mates. To them it's not cheating because they do it together. One (1) couple has been together so many years that now they just enjoy their great grand children. So they are just content being able to remember what things use to be like and glad that they are able to reminisce about the good old days. Two(2) couples love the people they are with but some times they have a desire to be in the company of another. They don't want out of their relationships they just want more . Or their mates are not given them for one reason or another,enough of what they need.Or it has become mundane , predictable.
Which presents them with a dilemma or a situation that may very well lead them astray for a moment. Are they wrong for it? That's not for me to say. Everybody has their own situations to contend with. So let's just deal with facts. Whether you have imagine or even contemplated or acted on a impulse to have another lover once, sometimes ,often or all the time. Proves that one lover is not enough. When you fantasize or go into your spank bank and it's not pics of your lover that you are with. I'm sorry to break it down for you like this. But one lover is not enough for you. Am i telling you to leave your lover. No!!!!! I would never do that. I'm just trying to make you aware and discuss what you may not be able to tell your mate and to put your mind at ease that you are not alone.It happens more times than you think. Some people just can't say anything about it out loud. Now don't!!!! read what I said and then go run and ask your mate if what I said is a fact. Because you are only asking for mud in your face. Because they may very well say yes and now your feels will be hurt. Or they can say No! and that will be a Fat Lie.
So please don't create a false sense of security in your head that you are the best that your lover will ever have. Because as long as they have a mind of their own. You will 99% of the time be wrong. As always have sex responsibly . Love Stormy Weather 69
Lets face it, it's hard to find everything you need and want in one person .Right? I mean they can be great listeners, attractive, fun to be around, a hard worker,smart, sexually satisfying ,shares the same belief's as you or knows just what to say to put a smile on your face.How about strong and independent or financially sound.adventurous,attentive ,considerate and supportive. Alright open minded.
Now for some people they have been lucky enough to have that one person that is all of these things and more. That's right in one person. Now some have had to combine several people to make up that one person. I understand that everybody can't have it all. I'm also willing to bet my life that even the perfect couple is missing something in their relationship. No matter who they are, Because we are human and we are not perfect and we are going to fall short in some part of our relationship because we are human and if we try to be everything to one person we can and will neglect our self in some manner.
Now with all that being said, I want you to keep in your mind; People sometimes need another person to fulfill some needs. It's not always sexually some times it's to simple flirtation or purely entertaining and flattery . But the truth is; for some people that's enough. Then there's that percentage that need and desire more. Are they wrong? No. Should it matter if they are married or not; But it doesn't, for some because we are people. Do you restrain yourself from acting on your desires? yes you do. If you say you don't. Than you are lying to yourself. I'm not saying you must act on every impulse that you have .I'm saying that it is in everybody to wonder.
Which brings me to a situation There are 5 couples . 3 of them are dating and 2 of them are married. None of the couples want out of the relationship they are in. Truth be told they love the people they are with. But every now and then they think and analyze their relationship and wonder if they are missing some part of life. Will I tell you who they are ? No. Because that's not important. What is important is that all of the lovers in these 5 couples are not totally satisfied. What is important. Is the way they handle their needs.
One(1) couple is very adventurous so they are like kids in a candy store they do everything together. the only time they are apart is when they are at work. They even share friends. Two(2) of the couples are swingers. They openly have sex with other couples with their mates. To them it's not cheating because they do it together. One (1) couple has been together so many years that now they just enjoy their great grand children. So they are just content being able to remember what things use to be like and glad that they are able to reminisce about the good old days. Two(2) couples love the people they are with but some times they have a desire to be in the company of another. They don't want out of their relationships they just want more . Or their mates are not given them for one reason or another,enough of what they need.Or it has become mundane , predictable.
Which presents them with a dilemma or a situation that may very well lead them astray for a moment. Are they wrong for it? That's not for me to say. Everybody has their own situations to contend with. So let's just deal with facts. Whether you have imagine or even contemplated or acted on a impulse to have another lover once, sometimes ,often or all the time. Proves that one lover is not enough. When you fantasize or go into your spank bank and it's not pics of your lover that you are with. I'm sorry to break it down for you like this. But one lover is not enough for you. Am i telling you to leave your lover. No!!!!! I would never do that. I'm just trying to make you aware and discuss what you may not be able to tell your mate and to put your mind at ease that you are not alone.It happens more times than you think. Some people just can't say anything about it out loud. Now don't!!!! read what I said and then go run and ask your mate if what I said is a fact. Because you are only asking for mud in your face. Because they may very well say yes and now your feels will be hurt. Or they can say No! and that will be a Fat Lie.
So please don't create a false sense of security in your head that you are the best that your lover will ever have. Because as long as they have a mind of their own. You will 99% of the time be wrong. As always have sex responsibly . Love Stormy Weather 69
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