Thursday, August 15, 2013

Why Is Your Penis So Much Big To You Than It Is To Her?

Lets just get right into it, shall we? Everybody likes magic right? But lets face it,some people take it too damn far. Not saying that every man should be hung like a horse. But no woman wants to lay in bed with one more index finger than the 4 that's already in the bed. You can say what you want, but I know no woman wants to find a grain of rice anyplace other than a plate.. You can take this any way you want, but if a women has had beef , she does not want 1green bean.
A woman said that she was seeing this guy for a few months and several dates.She invited this guy to spend the week- end at  the beach. They got there early enough to swimming and have a nice picnic.

Going up to the beach house for a shower before dinner is a normal thing for any one to do. He took his shower first which was fine she needed to call her office anyway. Lets keep in mind that this man was fine and a body to die for. He was hard worker he coached  semi pro football. Any way after my phone call I would go next. He finished his shower came out the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. She then went in to take a shower. When she came out he was standing there with a towel for her. She said thank you. He wrapped the towel around her and they started kissing one thing lead to another and they found themselves on the bed. She said that his body felt like a work of art. He unwrapped her towel and began to kiss her entire body. He spread her legs apart and began to eat her as if she was fresh picked fruit. For a few minutes she said. Then with out any warning he riped his towel off and tried to stick what looked a lot like a twig in her. she said wait. The condoms are in my bag. When he stood up, she looked to checkout the hard ware. And thought her eyes were playing tricks on her. What The Hell!!! Where is the mans goods,his hardware, his penis.? This can't be all there is. After he talked about how good he was in bed. How I would need a few days to get my strength back. Now I understand some men may overstate how much meat they have in a package.  But this made no sense. So I said lightly that you may want to wait until you get a little harder before you put the condom on. Would you believe he said no he is rock hard and ready. What????
It took him 5 minutes to put it on & 4 seconds to cum. What a waste. She said as he walked to the bathroom. But the worst part, she said was after her disapointment he had the nerve to say (I did'nt break your hip did I?)  She said doing Fucking What! You bragging like you actually done something BOY BYE I felt more pleasure getting a bakini wax

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