Why Don't You Come Over For Something To Eat

Well I guess I could just get right into the reason for this particular post. I know some of you may not agree but if you are wise you might,  But if you are open minded you will agree.   You have to take yourself out of the mind set of the way you think on the regular bases. Lets just say you should be careful of the way you phrase things. With a statement like. Why don't you come over for something to eat. Some people may think you mean breakfast , lunch or even dinner. But after sitting down with a group of people we have come to the conclusion  that unless you specified what it is your offering it can be taken in a whole new way. For instance,This man and this woman use to be involved  in a sexual nature. Well when they started seeing other people they found that they missed the oral sex that they shared between them. He was not interested in having oral sex with a new woman. And she was not interested in having oral sex with another man. So from time to time they would make dates to come over and dine in. The first time she asked him what he wanted her to cook and he said just clean it give him a towel  and he will eat until  I'm  full. She thought he was joking so she cooked a nice meal nothing to fancy. But when he got there the only thing he was interested in eating was her. He was not interested in what she cooked. So the next  time he asked when are you going to invite me over and feed me again. She said that she would be free for lunch on Wednesday around 1:30pm. He said  that he will be there. So one day he called her to see how she was doing and she responded by saying she has not had any protein in her diet in a while. She also feels as if she has a fever. He told her he could be there in a hour and he would bring some juice, and aspirin to  help her to break that fever. But when he got there she looked very healthy and sexy he might add. So he asked her if she could tell him what was wrong? She said put your tool in my mouth and take my temperature and give me some vitamin D and I might feel better. He said after all that I think I might be hungry and she replied don't worry I have something I for you to eat. The medicine must have been good because they both needed a nap. When they awoke he asked how is she feeling now. She said wonderful I must say. Do you think you could check on me again say Sunday night, I want to feel good when I return to work on Monday. He said do you think you will have a fever again . She said you never know about these crazy illnesses they come and go so fast. He said I see, so what time do you think you will be feeling ill? Maybe around 10:00p. He said he won't be off work until 10:30 will you be ok until I get here? She said sure how dose 11:00 sound ? He said lets do 10:45 I don't want you to suffer too long. Ok.  He said I will make sure you feel better. She smiled and said I'm sure you will.  So the next time you invite someone over to eat, make sure they know what you mean and you are prepared to feed them.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words

If you think its a joke, I'm about to show you how much truth is in what I'm saying.There is this husband and wife. They are very adventurous at least she is. He is learning, so I guess he to if he can call the shots. Anyway this couple has done things like oral sex in a airport parking lot, taking naked and topless pictures  on balcony's. Sex in the trunk of their car, sex on a beach even sex with their front door open. Just to name a few, so you can get my meaning.  Moving right along the man of this couple likes to take pictures of his wife. She is very attractive,  so I see why. He has taking pictures when she is riding him and performing oral sex on him.  But in all this time I don't believe that she ever thought that the pic they took together would make it on the Internet. But anyway he gets a wild urge to try something. He makes up a anonymous women and gets her a web page and put pictures of his wife on the page. Although you can't see her face. But if you know her body there is no mistake you would know it was her. Thank goodness she is not one to sleep around.. Anyway she is getting so many hits from men and women that want to get to know her. That he can't help it. Now he wants to tell her. But he did not tell her before he post the pics and he says he was just trying to see what would happen. He always see pics of other women and he doesn't find them beautiful at all. So this time with her permission he post another pic this one, is of her riding him. He even let her pick the pic. Now his wife's ass is on the Internet and she is getting hits everyday and he acts as if he can't believe how famous her ass is . Some people even offer to find her work most of the comments come from outside the US. Some of the women that comment want to get to know her personally they find her very sexy.Others say things life please don't block her face they want to see all of her. Even ask for her to send more ass pics. She cant believe how many likes she gets she thinks  it's cool and his feelings seem to have changed. 1 pic can be viewed on the Internet by 1000's and if the only word they say is wow that's 1000 words.

If I Do That For You, What Will You Do For Me?

I have come to find the statement ( If I do that for you , What will you do for me?) So very miss leading and just not right in so many ways. Your probably thinking to yourself why would I say something like that. But after I tell you what I have to say. You just might be on the same page with me. Then again you may not.
There is this couple and there are these 4 other people. I know that at first your saying 6 people wow what a sex story this is going to be. But anyway. Just take a look so you can see for yourself.
When I got up this morning you wanted a little bit before work OK but if we run late you take little man to school. So now that they are gone. I got to get the house ready and get to work. As I go through my day and play beat the clock I still have to figure out what am I going to fix for dinner for tomorrow because I will be working  late . Thank goodness its only twice a month I have to work late. This is on my mind while I'm on some body's job. I get the call from a elementary school that I do not attend to tell me that the baby I sent to school this morning well, is now sick and needs to be picked up .So now I must go across the hall get this girl to cover my phones and squeeze my 1o'clock to be my 3o'clock no time for lunch today.Again. Drop the little person to my saving grace The Best Aunt in The World. Who says with a smile on her face. Please don't worry go back to work we will be fine. So back to work I go. I will be a little late on the return but I will make it. Now you call my office then my mobile then my office again. Only for me to half hear you because I'm trying to do my job that these people pay me for. You are now mad hangup on me. But I cant deal with that right now, because I'm needed in conference room 3 Right Now! So the meeting ran over but I still found time to make a appointment for my baby for tomorrow at 8:30am and make one for you to see the dentist. I even was able to put in the proposal for Davidson &Son's, Boy I am good. My department GM has called a meeting at the end of the day  regarding the merger that takes place in 10days. If I want the promotion I got to be there. As I walk down the hall I remember that I need to drop the checks in the mail so that the bills can be paid on time. So I don't have to hear you  say, what do I give you the money for if you can't pay my half on time.  So Thankful for that 4pm mail pickup. I call to see how the baby is doing she says he is ok and resting not to worry. I tell her I am going to be about a hour later than I thought , but before I could finish she said don't worry about it. I got your back we will be ok. I called to make sure everything was ok for your surprise birthday bash.  As the meeting ended my GM says that  she needs to see me in her office on Monday is 10 o'clock good for you?.Sure 10 will be  fine. So as I pass the big desk in the hall I notice that my mail box was full of messages. And 5 of them where from you. I looked at my phone and missed calls from you. As I check the messages the first one was calm it said I'm at spot where are you.? But each one after that was just fucked up for lack of a better word. I tried to call you but you didn't answer so I tried again voice mail. I got in the elevator made it to the lobby. the guard said there was a package for me . When I saw the box I knew it was your birthday  watch. I opened it and I must say that would be the best $500.00 I ever spent.  OK, so I'm on my way home but first I must pickup the cake,the 3 platters  and the ice, call the DJ make sure he sets up early. Get home take a shower , and lay out your clothes for the party.  I also have to make sure my sister and my little man are riding with my parents. I try calling you again but no answer. Maybe your home already. Wow!!! I  must say, I did a Damn good job with the decorations this morning before I left for work except for this chair. It has to go in another room. Now for my shower, when I come out your standing there, and harder than steel and you want to know how much time do we have. I looked at the wall and say 22min before the DJ get here. So the shower doubles as a sex spa again. You say this is better than my birthday lunch, I say the night is not over. But now we must get ready for guest. Later that evening, The party was a hit everybody had a good time. You walked around with a Big smile all night. Showing off your birthday present. As I'm cleaning up, you say you want more, so right there on the kitchen floor I give you what you ask for. After we are done, I cleanup some more and ask you to please  put the trash out tonight for me and you tell me yeah sure in the morning before I go to work.

Improve The Sex Comunication & Try Something New

It's so funny how much we know about something we do all the time but are very clueless on how to tell our man or woman what we like. We can be so passive about stuff. That we can actually be  missing out on some real wild and erotic,even explosive and passionate orgasms. All because we don't tell our mate, what really gets our fire burning. And where dose that leave us? very unsatisfied and we are to blame.
So take this little bit of advice. Open up and try some new sex positions, or take the guess work out of the equations. If your not good at oral sex, practice because Practice Makes Perfect. Now a days you can read a book or watch a movie to learn. Try calling  their cell phone when you know they can't answer, and leave them a very sexy flirtation. Now when they call you back. Tell them a time, and how you are looking forward to seeing them. Then get off the phone. Trust they will be at the place you say at the time that you say to be there. Now Don't you be late. Every man likes a sexy looking lady. So make yourself look Sexy. Every woman likes a little role playing and as quite as it's kept men like it to. So get into a role and play it for all it's worth. Neither of you will forget it. As always have sex responsibly. Love Stormy

How Do You Really Feel About It?

Happy Wednesday , This weeks topic is a few topics together. Because I will be in Charleston SC live with a open mic and nothing will be taboo with Stormy. So I thought that I would put a few topics right up front so you can see what kind of night it will be.
1.Everybody wants to be somebody else at least once in their life.
2.Are you a strong believer that what your mate he/she dose not get at home they will go outside to get it.
3. What my spouse doesn't need to know
4. If your spouse has a sexual occupation when you where dating, Do you have the right  to want them to change jobs. when you met them on the job.
5. Should your partner be offended that you want to bring sexual toys in the bedroom?
This is just a little bit of adult talk. We can and will talk about what ever comes to mind or what ever sparks your fire. Nothing is taboo.
So on October 23rd  2013  come hang out with me Stormy Weather  and  Ladies at Sweet's Cafe for their Working Women's Wednesday .Where we will express our self and enjoy doing it. Doors Open at 7:00p @ Sweet's Cafe 6893 Rivers Ave North Charleston SC $5.00 at the door. $2.00 Moscato and $..10 cent wings. So come let your hair down and enjoy  yourself.