If I Do That For You, What Will You Do For Me?

I have come to find the statement ( If I do that for you , What will you do for me?) So very miss leading and just not right in so many ways. Your probably thinking to yourself why would I say something like that. But after I tell you what I have to say. You just might be on the same page with me. Then again you may not.
There is this couple and there are these 4 other people. I know that at first your saying 6 people wow what a sex story this is going to be. But anyway. Just take a look so you can see for yourself.
When I got up this morning you wanted a little bit before work OK but if we run late you take little man to school. So now that they are gone. I got to get the house ready and get to work. As I go through my day and play beat the clock I still have to figure out what am I going to fix for dinner for tomorrow because I will be working  late . Thank goodness its only twice a month I have to work late. This is on my mind while I'm on some body's job. I get the call from a elementary school that I do not attend to tell me that the baby I sent to school this morning well, is now sick and needs to be picked up .So now I must go across the hall get this girl to cover my phones and squeeze my 1o'clock to be my 3o'clock no time for lunch today.Again. Drop the little person to my saving grace The Best Aunt in The World. Who says with a smile on her face. Please don't worry go back to work we will be fine. So back to work I go. I will be a little late on the return but I will make it. Now you call my office then my mobile then my office again. Only for me to half hear you because I'm trying to do my job that these people pay me for. You are now mad hangup on me. But I cant deal with that right now, because I'm needed in conference room 3 Right Now! So the meeting ran over but I still found time to make a appointment for my baby for tomorrow at 8:30am and make one for you to see the dentist. I even was able to put in the proposal for Davidson &Son's, Boy I am good. My department GM has called a meeting at the end of the day  regarding the merger that takes place in 10days. If I want the promotion I got to be there. As I walk down the hall I remember that I need to drop the checks in the mail so that the bills can be paid on time. So I don't have to hear you  say, what do I give you the money for if you can't pay my half on time.  So Thankful for that 4pm mail pickup. I call to see how the baby is doing she says he is ok and resting not to worry. I tell her I am going to be about a hour later than I thought , but before I could finish she said don't worry about it. I got your back we will be ok. I called to make sure everything was ok for your surprise birthday bash.  As the meeting ended my GM says that  she needs to see me in her office on Monday is 10 o'clock good for you?.Sure 10 will be  fine. So as I pass the big desk in the hall I notice that my mail box was full of messages. And 5 of them where from you. I looked at my phone and missed calls from you. As I check the messages the first one was calm it said I'm at spot where are you.? But each one after that was just fucked up for lack of a better word. I tried to call you but you didn't answer so I tried again voice mail. I got in the elevator made it to the lobby. the guard said there was a package for me . When I saw the box I knew it was your birthday  watch. I opened it and I must say that would be the best $500.00 I ever spent.  OK, so I'm on my way home but first I must pickup the cake,the 3 platters  and the ice, call the DJ make sure he sets up early. Get home take a shower , and lay out your clothes for the party.  I also have to make sure my sister and my little man are riding with my parents. I try calling you again but no answer. Maybe your home already. Wow!!! I  must say, I did a Damn good job with the decorations this morning before I left for work except for this chair. It has to go in another room. Now for my shower, when I come out your standing there, and harder than steel and you want to know how much time do we have. I looked at the wall and say 22min before the DJ get here. So the shower doubles as a sex spa again. You say this is better than my birthday lunch, I say the night is not over. But now we must get ready for guest. Later that evening, The party was a hit everybody had a good time. You walked around with a Big smile all night. Showing off your birthday present. As I'm cleaning up, you say you want more, so right there on the kitchen floor I give you what you ask for. After we are done, I cleanup some more and ask you to please  put the trash out tonight for me and you tell me yeah sure in the morning before I go to work.