Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The First Date I Won't Ever For Get Part 1

It was  98 degree in the shaded bus stop I dreaded how hot it was going to be on the train. So before I got any hotter I stopped at the fruit stand, said Good morning to the owner and picked up my usual order 1mango 3oranges and 2apples and a extra large cold pineapple &cranberry juice. It looks like another hot day again today the clerk said,I agreed. He then said you forgot your water today? I looked and said Oh,I sure did. A very tall man was standing in front of the cooler and past me a bottle of water as he got 1 for him self.I said thank you he replied anytime with a bright white smile, and filling my nose with the essence of Black coco and Kush. I felt like I was in a trans of some kind because I never heard the clerk tell me the total or give me my change or anything. Talk about a sight to make a blind woman see he had it and I mean he had it all. somehow I grabbed my things and started for the door when I heard , I hope you have a good day! I replied we can if you want to? What, did that really come out of my mouth or was that in my thoughts? Then I heard a loud car horn as I looked up my bus was pulling off into traffic. I guess I will be walking to the library today. If I ever plan to start my report.
      Then I heard this strong voice say you look like you could use a lift. I turned and looked and there he was Mr. Smell So Damn Good. I said I missed my bus. He said I can see that. He asked where was I going ? I told him to the library.But my mind said anyplace your gonna be naked so I could feel and smell your sexy body all over me.He offered to give me a ride. He said that his uncle owner of the store we met at earlier. He says you come in every morning and get the same thing, I call that devotion. I said that its on my way everyday I don't live too far and besides the fruit is always fresh and never bruised. He is also very polite no matter how rude people may be. He always says, have a nice day. You know when I'm running late for class, he has my bag ready for me and he always says have a nice day.  We can pay the tab later with a smile.
          I would like to say thank you again for giving me a ride. By the way how long do you think you will be at the library not sure I have to do this report and I have not even started yet. Well I was just wondering if you and I could get together later. How about if I give you my number and you hit me up when your finish. Sounds good. So I went into the library but I could not keep my mind on my work ,all I could think of is that hot sexy smell oh so good man. I didn't want to sound like I was easy. So I waited until after I went home took a shower and then I called him he asked if I ate yet I said no he great and then he asked if I like Greek food? I said yes. He said he would be to my house in a hour I will call you to get directions after I get the food. Well he did every thing he said except that he would be bringing company a few minutes after they sat down and my phone rang it was a guy I have sex with from time to time  so I  (Cupcakes & Candybars I need you to finish my column) and we will discuss it live on the radio Saturday @7:00pm on Those To Watch radio.www.kinetichifi.com

8 comments:

  1. I can finish this easy. His company was a female that he "shares" his time with who happens to want to meet you and get "acquainted". You invite your guy friend over who called only to have him recognize the handsome guy from the grocery store because....well they're an occasional item. 3's company. 4 is lawd have mercy!!! One love!

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  2. Wow... Must be in the gene pool...enjoy...I excuse myself from my guest... I say hello... the voice on the other end asks, "what are you wearing?"... I say giggle and say " a smile ", I mean I was smiling... He says to me I am coming over... What am I doing... Do I say no... Do I say yes... I mute the phone and ask my guest what's on the itinerary after dinner... The cupcake looks at me as she licks her lips and say dessert.... I unmute the one and say yes!... I move to the couch with a bottle of wine and invite my guests to join me... I inform my candybar and cupcake about the candy that is coming over... What is on my neck... the softest lips... I look at the cupcake... The door bell rings, the door opens... I can smell the pheromones in the air... Candybar this is candybar... Cupcake is smiling again... It was chocolate Nirvana!!! There is kissing, laughing, caressing and Katie Perry.... What.... I Got the eye of the tiger the fire.... What... the phone is ringing again.... WOW!!!! That was in my head!?!? I guess if it happened it would be the best 1st date..... Hello

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  3. I would invite my candy bar over he brought dinner and dessert and we can play three the hard way because I happen to like my dessert first. and after I eat my nice greek dinner. they can all leave cuz I'll be ready to go to sleep.

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  4. I would send my purplebarbi crusher a text that tonight is simply.....not..a..good night and get back to my convo

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  5. If he's a really good regular I will have to make up an excuse and end that dinner

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  6. I feel that he should ask me first before bringing company with him. I could have been naked already. and was just ready to get busy now you have threw my game off that ain't right.

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  7. so she excused herself and went into the bedroom to finish her phone call. She told her cut friend that it was not a good time to speak and he was not trying to get off the phone. As she was attempting to end the call by saying that she had company, Mr. Smell Good came into the room and began to kiss on her neck. She was so overwhelmed by his aroma, She sat the phone down while the cut friend was still speaking and she turned towards mr. smell good. He then began feeling on her body and started to unbutton her blouse. She thought to herself to reach down and hang up the phone but his hands were so soft on her skin that she did not want him to let go. he then pulled a bandanna out of his pocket and tied it over her eyes. As she was about to speak, he placed his finger over her lips and said shh.Being caught up in the moment, she allowed him to do what he pleased. Thoughts ran through her mind like what am i doing with this stranger? but the feeling of the moment was overpowering her common sense. He continued to take each article of clothing off of her and began to stroke her gently. Meanwhile the cut friend caller was still still on the phone listening to the actions taking place. The room began to fill up with the sound of moans and groans. The friend in the living room heard the sounds through the open bedroom door and started to move that direction quietly. When became in plain view of the friend, he decided to come in and get a closer look. When Mr. smell good did not ask him to leave, the friend took his candy bar and placed it in the hand of the blindfolded women. She hesitated for a split second, then she just let nature take it's course. After the 3 of them ended their unforgetable moment, they ended the night by eating the greek meal.

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