Wednesday, February 10, 2016

A Man's Sexual Map Know Your Candybar

              Hey Cupcakes & Candy bars last week, was the  woman's pleasure map . This week we will touch on the candy factory. This candy bar is ok to melts everyplace including your hands. So let's take it by the inch. I'm going to bring you face to face with facts. So you can do your part as a lover and so he will have some knowledge of what I'm telling you works. A lot of Candy bars are not fully aware of what they are caring. Some Cupcakes pay more attention to his candy than the owner of the shop. Simply because they get a better view and they handle them sometime more often because of the tricks they teach them in a matter of speaking.
                 A lot of people think that there is only 3 parts to a candy bar. And if you agree with that you would be wrong. First there are no bones or muscles in it at all. It's a package full of nerves.
                  1. H spot The Glans (head)
                  2. F spot The Frenulum (under the head ridge of skin)
                  3. S spot The Shaft
                  4. P spot  The Perineum (its the area between the testicles and the anus)
                  5. U spot The Urethral ( the opening at the head ) learn how to use it
                  6. T spot The Testicles
All of these nerves create the candy bars we have come to enjoy. So find out what they do. Or how they make him feel. You may find that they turn you on as well. Or the thought and sounds he is making may do it for you.
              Also there is a such thing as Lube Etiquette and if your going to use lube know the etiquette. Or you will be starting over again or not starting at all. Some lubes are edible and some are not just because they smell good doesn't mean they taste good. So if you plan on dining in make sure your not going to make anybody sick. Remember if the Lube has been sitting in the nightstand or in a bag or a store shelf. Its going to feel like it was in the fridge for days. So if you put it on hot body parts its going to turn good hard candy into a soft noodle. So warm it up in your hands first. Or have it sitting in a bowl of hot water, you just happen to have handy on the nightstand.
                  The key to a amazing climax will come from a constant golden technique. So when you find it store it away in your mental Rolodex. So you can use it again later.You will know when you have it because he will tell you. With a phrase that sounds like. (YES THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE) or (YOU GOT IT.DAMNIT) or ( I'M GONNA NUTT)So Remember to keep the same speed and rhythm. Now both of you know it doesn't matter if he is in the bakery or if he is in your mouth. He is going to erupt. Right? Yes!!!!!
                   ***Side Note*** Unless you know that your partner is into it . Stop grabbing them by the back of the head. Most people Hate it. It makes them feel like they are being forced and gagging can also cause pain or make them vomit all over you. Not a pretty picture. So just relax and enjoy the beautiful feeling of being consumed by some body who finds you sexually pleasurable.
                     As always have sex responsibly be good to yourself and others. Feel free to make comments, like and share
                                                                                Love Stormy Weather 69

2 comments:

  1. Stormy!!!! I never knew (or paid attention) to the map of a candy bar. I just unwrapped it and started eating {insert devilish wink}. I must try pleasing all of these parts tonight. Ohhh, I will try a little on each candy bar. It makes sense, no I know why get different reactions when playing with different parts. You know you really shouldn't be teaching me these things. What would your father say {insert another devilish wink}. Thank you :)

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  2. Well to answer your question. I don't know what my father would say. Lately it seems it's hard for him to talk to me about my columns. Yet he says that he sees them every week.(insert side wink) Your welcome Harlem Phoenix Cupcake

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