In Florida there is a cupcake who reads this column every Thursday while waiting for her husband so they can have their adventuress lunch or a adventure for lunch. She claims that she can always count on me to add a little spice in her life and the comments that people make about the column, very entertaining.
She came across my name and what I do in a coffee shop, Starbucks no less. She claimed not to be interested in that type of reading. But something compelled her to ask her granddaughter about it again. So she thought she would take a little look . She found herself going back again to see what was new and how it may help her in her marriage. The one thing she found was, Try something new like have a adventure with your spouse. The column even told her how to do it. She also found that it's Ok to say I Love You to your mate. Not because they did something, But because it feels good to say how you feel. Or to give a little kiss for no reason or show affection. There is nothing to be a shame of. So she started using what she was reading. Then decided to email the author directly to get some more pointers. She can't tell him where she is getting these ideas from. or he would never approve.
Please understand I'm not married to someone who is willing to take advice about bedroom stuff. She goes on to say, that he is not just any regular candy bar. He is a man of prestige he sits on a bench of law. So you do understand that there is a fine line you must be aware of when it comes to adventure. Also they are Great Grandparents. Nobody wants to know that they are still sexually active. But when she found out that Stormy Weather 69 understand and there is nothing wrong with still having the need. Or still wanting to serve Cupcakes & Candy bars for lunch after 70 years young. She was happy and felt compelled to learn about more stuff. That would bring the spice back into her marriage.
So here is a little something to add in your lunchtime adventure. This is a Special Hand Job called Go Underground . Make sure your hands are warmed up and loose.So you don't get a cramp. You may also want to use a lube to help with this hand job.Take his candy bar and unwrap it feel his shaft where it goes under his skin by pressing your fingers between his balls,near the top of his scrotum. Then the basic OK grip with speed and he will explode. Enjoy lunch (with a smile).
As always have sex responsibly Love Stormy Weather 69
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ReplyDeleteI have something to look forward to besides 1/2 off meals @ Denny's...Woot Woot!!! Yes, I will be that seasoned lady on the beach looking at the young, tender, buffed candy bars playing football...Ooh, I just got moist thinking about it...Love ya Stormy :)
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