Why Don't You Come Over For Something To Eat

Well I guess I could just get right into the reason for this particular post. I know some of you may not agree but if you are wise you might,  But if you are open minded you will agree.   You have to take yourself out of the mind set of the way you think on the regular bases. Lets just say you should be careful of the way you phrase things. With a statement like. Why don't you come over for something to eat. Some people may think you mean breakfast , lunch or even dinner. But after sitting down with a group of people we have come to the conclusion  that unless you specified what it is your offering it can be taken in a whole new way. For instance,This man and this woman use to be involved  in a sexual nature. Well when they started seeing other people they found that they missed the oral sex that they shared between them. He was not interested in having oral sex with a new woman. And she was not interested in having oral sex with another man. So from time to time they would make dates to come over and dine in. The first time she asked him what he wanted her to cook and he said just clean it give him a towel  and he will eat until  I'm  full. She thought he was joking so she cooked a nice meal nothing to fancy. But when he got there the only thing he was interested in eating was her. He was not interested in what she cooked. So the next  time he asked when are you going to invite me over and feed me again. She said that she would be free for lunch on Wednesday around 1:30pm. He said  that he will be there. So one day he called her to see how she was doing and she responded by saying she has not had any protein in her diet in a while. She also feels as if she has a fever. He told her he could be there in a hour and he would bring some juice, and aspirin to  help her to break that fever. But when he got there she looked very healthy and sexy he might add. So he asked her if she could tell him what was wrong? She said put your tool in my mouth and take my temperature and give me some vitamin D and I might feel better. He said after all that I think I might be hungry and she replied don't worry I have something I for you to eat. The medicine must have been good because they both needed a nap. When they awoke he asked how is she feeling now. She said wonderful I must say. Do you think you could check on me again say Sunday night, I want to feel good when I return to work on Monday. He said do you think you will have a fever again . She said you never know about these crazy illnesses they come and go so fast. He said I see, so what time do you think you will be feeling ill? Maybe around 10:00p. He said he won't be off work until 10:30 will you be ok until I get here? She said sure how dose 11:00 sound ? He said lets do 10:45 I don't want you to suffer too long. Ok.  He said I will make sure you feel better. She smiled and said I'm sure you will.  So the next time you invite someone over to eat, make sure they know what you mean and you are prepared to feed them.