The Pleasure Pleasing Of Cupcakes & Candybars

So to my shock and surprise a friend of mine differently miss understood what these sweet words of endearment meant. They both have 3 meanings so before there are anymore misunderstanding, I want to clear the air for anyone else who may fill as my friend did.
Cupcakes- (1)single size serving of a cake dressed up like a large cake but just enough for 1person.(2) Every woman is beautiful in her own right just like when you walk into a bakery and all of the cupcakes are dressed and on display.(3) It's also used for those of you who maybe reading my column at work or at home  and don't want people to know what your reading about.
Candy bars-(1) around the world it a treat,typically chocolate bar ergo the name candy bar.Can be sold in any store that sell snacks.(2) Every man has a candy bar sizes may vary from mini ,standard ,king size ,Dark chocolate,Milk chocolate, White chocolate. They are always full of nuts.(3)It's also used for those of you who may be reading my column at work or at home and don't want people to know what they are reading about.
Now that we have cleared that up, next week can we go back to spicing up our personal lives with our love ones. I'm here to assist you all in how to put the spark back into your relationship. As long as 2 people still love each other , there is a way to rekindle the flame you once shared. Remember just as you have feelings so do they.Respect their passion sweets so they can respect yours.