Getting Caught Smack Dab In The Middle

            Talk about doing things you would have never thought you would get caught doing . Why, because you would think that we as adults should know how to be inconspicuous. The real question is what do you do when you just happen to walk in while it's happening. This past Monday a couple went to a movie early in the day after they had lunch. They thought it would be a good time to go seeing most people like to go to a movie later in the day.  As the couple stood in line for tickets they made small talk with some other people in line.They purchased their tickets then got a few snacks before they went in the movie.  As they entered the theater they past a couple already seated. Both couples gave a head gesture as hello.The ladies just smiled at each other as they past. The couple walked up a few more rows of seats then moved into the middle section of the seats. Just as the lights started dim to and go off a man walked in the theater grabbed a seat and sat down. during the previews of movies to come the man moved his seat over a little. About 40 minutes into the movie the first couple that was seated when you first walked in the theater was doing what appeared to be or looked like they were  having sex. So you try to not pay attention to them and enjoy the movie but this older couple started to get louder. The single man that was by himself moved closer to get a better look. But the elderly couple did not stop. When they where finished the lady got up went to the ladies room.Came back sat down brought the gentle man some towels and finished watching the movie. When the movie was over, the second couple walked down the steps. The guys looked at each other and smiled.
             The older man said that you got to get it when the mood hits Right! The other man said I agree. The single man said I need a cigarette now. The elder man said no you should say Thank You to my wife. I had her for 45 years and although I was making love to her you where able to have sex with your hand with the thought of her. And from the looks of things she is great even in your mind.