EVERYTHING IS NOT MEANT TO BE SWALLOWED

        Ok,so from the title you already know where this column is heading. So there is no need to beat around the bush, unless that is where you want to put it. lol. So, I guess I could have held back and not hit you with the wasteful joke right away. But it's a Wet & Wild Wednesday So, we might as well let it go. Must people live for the weekend. But the older you get you will find that life is too damn short to wait for 3 little days in the week to enjoy yourself.
                  If you enjoy the energy and the rush of heart pounding blood boiling sweaty sexual escapades. Where Candy bars and Cupcakes meet for a battle of  who can beat the cream filling out of the best desert known to Humans and Animals alike. Then you don't have time to wait for a weekend  you need to do it when you can. Am I Right? Of course I am!
                   Now during these unmeasurable encounters that can only be described as Amazing!!! from When everything is hard like Japanese division , heart rates are on the charts with the speed of a cheetah running through a jungle and the temperature feels like 102 degrees easily. Oh!! lets not leave out the movement of 2 bodies  that are intertwined as if they where coached by a contortionist. We all only have one gender and that is to be the greatest lover our love is have ever had. Am i right? of course I am.
                   Now if you have never experienced this in your life then I advise you. to get your hands on a Kama Sutra book., And start utilizing the skills that have been stowed upon you by the creator of man and woman.  Meaning stop trying to have missionary sexual encounters .  You need to utilize your surroundings. an experiment in a healthy fashion of course. The  beauties of sexual intercourse. Take things to a new height ,try to conquer your sexuality's with leaps and bounds so that your partner will really feel as though you are the greatest lover they have ever had. You need to start by eating healthy and then eating for good health . Everything is not meant to be digested. But just about everything on the human body can be put in the mouth. Anything that you feel as though you cannot digest can be used topically , As a turn on sexually.
                    Male semen can be used for more than just reproduction of another life. It is filled with all kinds of vitamins. the woman's breast are not just for show.  They are not just for nursing young children. But if they are  massage properly and sucked properly. It can also be used to help increase the blood circulation and it has been said that it also can reduce the health risk connected to breast cancer.  The sexual act itself has been found to be a great exercise also a great  stress reliever and good  to increase the blood flow to the heart and lungs.
                    Believe it or not, It has  also been found that the sexual act or masturbation can be used as a good  nightcap to help people relax and sleep. So next time you are having a hard time falling asleep you  may want to try having sex.
                     As always this is your girl Stormy Weather 69 reminding you to be good to yourself and others and  have sex responsibly.