Went to a party Friday night. Not a lot of people it was nice, seeing people I have not seen in a while was cool. We did a lot of (so what are you doing these days & how is business going?) Sometime during the night some friends decided to have a cookout Saturday. Cool. I asked what to bring they said nothing just yourself. Went with the idea it was going to be a small group (wrong) the news spread like wildfire. Anyway in the middle of mixing around with everyone, a chic asked what do I do for work? Before I could answer some guy says a writer that talks about sex for grownups and relationships and sex. The chic says are you knowledgeable on the subject and I replied YES I am. She licked her lips and smiled. There was another chic there with a bright hot pink dress on. She made a comment and said very knowledgeable I must say. I looked over at her, she did not look familiar to me how would she know? Any way as I moved around greeting a few associates from the night before. I hear this guy's voice say (wow aren't you a sight for sore eyes) as he moved towards me. Then he said( all this time I thought you were either fat or ugly that's why you use the Internet to talk to people about sex.) So I looked at him and replied as you can see I'm neither. I could hear the voice of a man rather deep & of a woman conversation ,as they walked up behind me and said( she kind of reminds you of doctor that has something for what ever ales you.) Then the lady says( may I get you something to drink Stormy? a margarita perhaps). I said yes please no salt. As the lady returned with my drink she said she just wanted to say thank you again. I told her you don't have to thank me every time you see me. I'm just glad that I was able to help. She asked if I would mind doing a little 1 on 1 with Stormy at a tea party she was hosting. I said sure, just let me know when.
So I'm looking around and I see the lady with the hot pink dress she's walking towards me and she said(you look like you need another drink and passed me a fresh margarita. No salt right?) Thank you I said as she handed me the glass. She said no thank you. I finally have been able to do things I think about with out feeling like a freak. I smiled at her and said that there is a little freak in everybody. No sooner than I said those few words I happen to catch this guy adjusting his manhood and a lady was wiping her mouth and fixing her hair. A few seconds later a another lady came from behind the curtain. I know that they did not expect anybody to see them, But I did. There is nothing wrong with having a little freak in you . From what I can see, freaks don't have expiration's dates. They are like fine wine they get better with time.
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