Wednesday, September 11, 2013

My Birthday Comes Once A Year, That Dosen't Mean That I Have To

Some of you  really got a lot of nerve. After I tell you what I mean by that your gonna want to put yourself on time out. I opened up my email and found a letter from one of my viewers. Her and Her Husband have been married for 35 years they have 7 grown children  11 grandchildren and 3 great grandchildren. She said that they always  told their family if they ever needed to come home their keys will always work.
Now all that is fine, and I understand as parents that job never ends. But as that job never ends your personal life should not either. So for all those parents that are still in need, and  have grown children listen up and tell your kids to take notes. You don't give up on life just because your birthday comes every year, or because you became parents. And you are not supposed to sneak around in your own home.  I know, that your family doesn't think you drank water and a magic pill to become parents. So lets just call a spade a spade. You still want to enjoy sex but every time the mood hits family calls or comes through with their keys without being invited in. So here is a solution to the problem. You still want them to know that they are welcome. But the House Rules Are Different now. So follow these steps. Get some BIG RED RIBBON TIE IT IN A BOW PUT IT ON YOUR FRONT DOOR AND THE BACK DOOR.( RED means stop)  If you still have family leaving at home put it on your bedroom door. Next take a piece of paper  and write on it Do not enter. Now tape it on the key hole. Now when the phone rings don't answer it. They can assume your not home or busy. which will be correct. Your not able or willing to have company at that time. If your family comes in your home anyway. With all the warning signs up. Then  they deserve to see anything their eyes happen to see. As their  parents you do not have to explain your actions. Enjoy your self and have sex but  be responsible . 

1 comment:

  1. Im so glad that somebody like yourself said it.We my cousin and I went over to my aunt's house and I heard music playing inside. My cousin put her key in the door and was mad her mother had the chain on the door and was trying to see what was going on inside and was yelling for her mother to open the door.I said maybe she has company. But My cousin was not trying to hear any of that.And started around the side of the house. I told her it was not that important calm down we should have called first.But she would not stop calling her mother. Needless to say I left.When I called my aunt the next day to say sorry for coming by without calling and I hope we didn't embarrass you, with your daughter's impromptu drama show. She said it was ok, but she thinks she needs to change her locks.Im going to send your colum to my aunt. Thanks for my little moment and your advice.

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