Merry Christmas To All Santa's Sexy Helpers

Now I know that everyone was expecting me to post early to day and some of you thought I would not post at all. But as you do, I also have some Christmas sexy gifts to give away myself.  Now you know that we had to make sure we made all our family members happy today. After the presents have been opened. The feast has been eaten and everybody has gone home for the night. Now its our turn to stuff our stockings, thigh highs that is. Put our balls in a sack, breast in a fancy bra. Hang our mistletoe in the best places , you know the one place that you want your lover to french kiss and make sure we deck the halls , put dick in the vagina walls. Now sing a Christmas Karol  like you have never sang before.  Now ride in that Big Sleigh. You know that soft flesh thats warm and wet. Or ride that North Pole well its really The South Pole you need to be riding.  Enjoy the holidays but most important enjoy your lover. We can't get too hung up in the season that we neglect our lovers. So play games with your lover. Hug ,kiss and caress your lover let them know you love them.   We need to remember that these are the people we love and we will have them when all the holiday rush is over.         Merry Christmas to All and to All A Very Sex Filled Night.

Getting A Sexy Quickie Is Easier Than You Think

How did your life get so busy that you forgot how to make time for a Quick Stash and  what I mean by that is, stash some feel good in your feel good place quickly.  Lets start with waking up 15min earlier and invite your lover  into the shower your already getting wet right? So why not get a sex shower while you are in there. Remember you only got up 15min early, don't take forever in there.   Or maybe you have to go to the stash.Then call them ahead so that it can be ready when you get there. If they are at work already tell them to meet you in the car. YES the CAR and make it work. Stop acting like you never heard of that before.  Moving right along say it happens to be lunch time and the 2 of you are just too far apart to get to each other improvise. Call them on the phone YES the PHONE and whether or not they answer handle your business and tell them how you wish they could be there with you, but you will be ready again when you get home. Don't get it twisted this is only to get that horny monster in you pant to shut up until you can get the real thing.  Moving to those dreadful nights when you can't seem to fall asleep and you have that "I cant get a damn break to save my life day" tomorrow. Don't stay awake another moment longer than you have to. If they are in the bed next to you. Don't be shy nobody has time for that tonight. We have a lot to do tomorrow everybody likes a little wake me up with a smile. Men and Woman so get to it. Make the Nightcap  count .Now you can go to sleep. If you sleep alone it is time you invest, in a Adult Toy Box and don't say Oh I Can't. YES!!!! You!!!! CAN!!!!. I am not telling you to marry the toy box just have them around when you need them . By the way Toy Boxes are not just for women any more. Guys just in case you did not know. These are some of the things you can have in your toy box XXX movies or magazines, lubrication or massage oils, cock rings a  CD that puts you in the mood things like that. Happ Holidays To All and To All A Great Night!!!!!!

Victoria Secrets At A Office Party

So this lady says that her man went away for a few weeks for work. What he dose for work is not important. So getting a call around 8:00am saying he will be on the 3:00 o-clock flight. right after the meeting made her very happy. Face time is nice but it's no conclusion for the real thing So she thought it would be a good idea to meet him at the airport as a surprise when he got back she missed his smell as well as how good he felt inside.
So she took off work early so she could get her hair and nails done. She went home to freshen up before she went to pick up her boyfriend. Well looking like a supermodel from Victoria Secrets  she decided that she would only put on a trench coat that came to the knee and her new Paris Hilton shoes. She was a little nervous at first but when she left her apartment this lady tells her how much she loves her coat. So at that point she said I'm gonna keep on with the plan, When she got on the train these ladies complimented her on the coat and the shoes.  Finally she arrives at the airport at 2:53p and she waited for him at the gate.  It was 3:23p  when she noticed him walking up to the walkway he saw her and he smiled. They hugged and kissed he said how much he missed her she said the same and when they get back to the house she will show him how much. He said he can't wait, but at that moment his cell rang he answered. It was his boss. He wanted him to stop by the office before he went home. He turned to his girlfriend and said, we have one stop to make first and it wouldn't be long, she said ok . So they rushed over to his office only to find that his boss planned a  little surprise party for all his hard work. Instant shock came over her because she could not take off her coat because she only had on her VS and that was for his eyes only. His boss made a great toast in his honor for all of his hard work. Every body was clapping  She was so proud of him as his boss was.But she had a different type of party planed. Her boyfriend turned and said to her, do you want to take off your coat? She smiled and said politely in a low voice I don't think you want me to take off my coat right now . You may want to wait until we get home. He looked a little puzzled at first. Then she licked her lips. Before she knew it, her man was shaking hands and saying thank you and goodbye to his boss. As he was shaking his boss's hand he leaned in and said something in a low voice, his boss smiled and nodded his head and the couple was in the company car and on our way home. They  got to the lobby of our apartment building got in the elevator and  she kissed him in a way that made him so hard that they almost didn't make it in the apartment. When she opened her coat she dropped it to the floor and said welcome home. He smiled reached out to grab her body and said if I knew you where dressed like that we would be having sex in my office right now.             She smiled and said you have been gone a few weeks I have some work for you in my office so come on in and give me some ink. Needless to say that was the best welcome home  party he has ever been to . He even got a bonus  in the shower and on the bathroom floor.  The couple went out for dinner came home and got some more. All of this activity stems from adding  a little spice to your regular sex life. No like anything was wrong with the sex before. But its good to change things up. No body wants to check ink pen's unless, your ink pen has two legs and you have a place for him to wright.

Holidays Sex And Family

So with the holidays fast approaching  and family dropping in just to spend the holiday with you and your partner.You may find it a little hard to get the quality time in with your partner that the two of you are use to having. Lets  face it just because your family is in town doesn't mean your sex life should be put on hold. Now granted your not inviting any family members to join the two of you. But getting a little candy can be quite challenging so try to be a little creative. When asked if the two of you will be joining them for breakfast? Give a light smile and say no. But you will see them for lunch. While they are eating the two of you can get busy. Remember! you two be quiet,or you will get caught.  Also if everybody is staying at your house. You and your partner could simply tell your family. That the two of you, will be stepping out for a hour. When asked, where are you going? act as if you never heard them.  Get in your care and drive to the nearest airport garage or parking garage  and make it the Best 30min.. Trust me both of you will be very happy. Then you can go back home with family and enjoy the holiday festivities. Also you will be keeping that spice and adventure we spoke about in a few columns back.  You love spending time with your family but you still must find time to love each other.  Trying to get it in your bedroom without a lock on the door, the closet or the basement or even the attic can get you caught by in laws or worst  by family members who can't be discreet. Which leads to embarrassment nobody wants for the holidays. Enjoy the holidays spend time with your family. Don't forget to take some cold medicine with everybody hugging, kissing  and showing love. As always remember to have sex responsibly.

You Need To Know Of This Great Power I Speak Of

          Being married more than twice gives you a little more insight over those who have only been married once or not at all. This fact has been proven to be true not a theory.
           When you are active sexually and perfecting your skills you will find that the more you use it the better you will become. I must say that I agree with that statement. But my option is not what this is all about. I'm taken this information from true confession and life learned lesson. When you first start seeing a person. The way you have sex is so intense that it is so hard to believe that its you. What is it about this person that makes you feel so alive. All of the different positions you put your self in. How about all the risk's that you take, all the unbelievable chances you take, all of the unknown. Its great right? When you both cum even that has intensity. So much in fact that it damn near paralyzes both of you. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, now that's so good stuff.
         And for the first few months, it like that all the time. Sometimes it like that for a year. The more you get the more you want. Now lets look at all the great things you do to get that particular brand of Body Paralyzing sex.  You know what I'm talking about. the showers that take 45min instead of 20. Brushing your teeth and using mouthwash and the cool mints you keep in your pockets. Just to make sure you don't get caught slipping. Did I mention bathroom etiquette. or table manners. How about all the smell good stuff you buy. Or even the simple personal care just to be with that person .
         Now lets fast forward into this relationship. You have been together 7 years. But what happen to all the special care you both took to make the other one fell like you are still into them.  How did the body paralyzing toe curling I can't hardly breath sex, turn into 15-30 min or that sideways sex because your so tired. You know the one when you have cum and now snoring while I'm still awake and unsatisfied might I add. Or how about I wish you brushed your teeth after you ate that subway sandwich or that second side of salad with the works on it. Would it had been too much for you to iron that shirt. We are going out. How about that!!
          Yet we say that we don't understand how this happen The Truth is very simple. You have each other now the extra effort is no longer needed but you still want it.
All I'm saying is that you have this great power to make someone fall  head over heels for you and you are so attentive to them . Don't let the strains of every day life change you. That great power is still needed from the first time we have that body paralyzing sex and well into our amazing I still cant tell you enough how much I love you and don't want to live without you marriage of 10 years. The Power is still Amazing. Just light a match I want to burn with you. I Still Love You.
          
   

Sex Should Be Enjoyable To You And Me

 This past Friday was a ladies night out at Guilty Pleasures N. Charleston . The turn out was great, everybody enjoyed them self.  After the party was over a guest pulled me to the side and said they wanted to ask me a question, but was not quite sure how to ask. So I said no problem you can ask me now if you would like. Anyway the question was not shocking to me at all. She explained how she is no longer enjoying sex with her girlfriend and she has become rather turned off by the sex she is receiving. Its more like they are no longer compatible. She also said that her girlfriend keeps buying bigger and bigger dildos and that only turns her off even more.  Sex is now more painful than it was before.  So I asked  her if she has spoke to her girlfriend and expressed her concerns? She said no. She can't bring herself to say the words. She is in love with her and she dose not want to hurt her. So she asked if I had an advice. So I told her, You need to love yourself  more than you love someone else. You must also stop abusing  yourself, sex is supposed to be enjoyable to you  as well as your mate. I also told her that she needs to talk to her mate. Because if she really cares about you as much as you care about her. She needs to know that it hurts when the  two of you are having sex. If talking to your mate dose not fix the problem than the two of you need to reevaluate your relationship. Because being considerate of each other feelings is one of the biggest parts of a healthy relationships whether it's heterosexual or by sexual. If you don't comunicate with your mate, you are putting yourself in the position that you are allowing another person to damage something internally inside of you. Which is also putting yourself as partly responsible for the damage done to you, because you allowed it to continue. I gave her a hug and told her that I hope my advice helped her.
The advice I gave applies to everybody. Sex is beautiful and its a form of comunication between people. But that dose not mean we are to stop speaking to eachother verbaly.

Are You Sure You Know What He Likes? or Do You Give Him What You Want?

Good Morning to Everyone, I am Back!!!!  I would like to start by apologizing to you all.  I was ill last week and unable to post. On a high note I back and feeling Great! I do hope you forgive me. That also means I have not looked at any of my e-mails at stormy.weather67@yahoo.com again  I am sorry. But I will be responding to everything over the weekend. Also I will be at Guilty Pleasures in Charleston SC on Friday November15,2013.
Thanks to the Editor and Chief at Myxx Magazine   Ms. Green.
Now lets try to get things back on track. I conducted a survey with a few adult males to find out what they really want or to put in other words What is more important to them when they are in a relationship. I must say that their answers may shock you. So many men are clueless . But a very large group of them want much more, than what women are lead to believe .
The top 5 things that turn men off about a woman  are.  #1 Bad Hygiene that also includes women coming out of the house with sleeping caps on their heads like its a hat. #2 Unkempt hands and feet they say a woman dose not have to wear fake nail, but keep them clean and shaped.nail polish should be worn l the way on or all the way off. Take the time to put lotion on your whole body and wear shoes that fit so your toes don't look like knuckles . Even when you are not wearing open toe shoes. put lotion on.  #3 They say that everybody has a bad day. But it can't be everyday so check the vibe you send out . #4  Excessive foul language. Everything  should not have curse words in it.  #5  Outlandish  ignorant loud Ghetto Girls.                                                                                        The top 5 things that turn a man on about woman are. #1 The fresh clean smell of a woman is amazing not so much of their perfume but their natural clean smell. #2  Independent & strong,This woman should be  able to hold it down on her own. When she has to, but who also know how to relinquish the role of a man so that she is able to be a woman and a lady.#3 Confident not cocky  positive assure of her self. #4 Intelligent they love it when they can talk to them and not have to explain every word with more than  8 letters in it. #5 They love it when a woman is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.
         Every man loves sex just like you, but he does not want to be lied to if he is not satisfying you tell him show him what you like. So he is able to please you. 10 men say that they would like to have sex every day. But they want to enjoy it with you. So although every day would be Great!  2 -3 time a week is good it gives ever body the chance to desire the other and keep the fires burning between you.

Why Don't You Come Over For Something To Eat

Well I guess I could just get right into the reason for this particular post. I know some of you may not agree but if you are wise you might,  But if you are open minded you will agree.   You have to take yourself out of the mind set of the way you think on the regular bases. Lets just say you should be careful of the way you phrase things. With a statement like. Why don't you come over for something to eat. Some people may think you mean breakfast , lunch or even dinner. But after sitting down with a group of people we have come to the conclusion  that unless you specified what it is your offering it can be taken in a whole new way. For instance,This man and this woman use to be involved  in a sexual nature. Well when they started seeing other people they found that they missed the oral sex that they shared between them. He was not interested in having oral sex with a new woman. And she was not interested in having oral sex with another man. So from time to time they would make dates to come over and dine in. The first time she asked him what he wanted her to cook and he said just clean it give him a towel  and he will eat until  I'm  full. She thought he was joking so she cooked a nice meal nothing to fancy. But when he got there the only thing he was interested in eating was her. He was not interested in what she cooked. So the next  time he asked when are you going to invite me over and feed me again. She said that she would be free for lunch on Wednesday around 1:30pm. He said  that he will be there. So one day he called her to see how she was doing and she responded by saying she has not had any protein in her diet in a while. She also feels as if she has a fever. He told her he could be there in a hour and he would bring some juice, and aspirin to  help her to break that fever. But when he got there she looked very healthy and sexy he might add. So he asked her if she could tell him what was wrong? She said put your tool in my mouth and take my temperature and give me some vitamin D and I might feel better. He said after all that I think I might be hungry and she replied don't worry I have something I for you to eat. The medicine must have been good because they both needed a nap. When they awoke he asked how is she feeling now. She said wonderful I must say. Do you think you could check on me again say Sunday night, I want to feel good when I return to work on Monday. He said do you think you will have a fever again . She said you never know about these crazy illnesses they come and go so fast. He said I see, so what time do you think you will be feeling ill? Maybe around 10:00p. He said he won't be off work until 10:30 will you be ok until I get here? She said sure how dose 11:00 sound ? He said lets do 10:45 I don't want you to suffer too long. Ok.  He said I will make sure you feel better. She smiled and said I'm sure you will.  So the next time you invite someone over to eat, make sure they know what you mean and you are prepared to feed them.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words

If you think its a joke, I'm about to show you how much truth is in what I'm saying.There is this husband and wife. They are very adventurous at least she is. He is learning, so I guess he to if he can call the shots. Anyway this couple has done things like oral sex in a airport parking lot, taking naked and topless pictures  on balcony's. Sex in the trunk of their car, sex on a beach even sex with their front door open. Just to name a few, so you can get my meaning.  Moving right along the man of this couple likes to take pictures of his wife. She is very attractive,  so I see why. He has taking pictures when she is riding him and performing oral sex on him.  But in all this time I don't believe that she ever thought that the pic they took together would make it on the Internet. But anyway he gets a wild urge to try something. He makes up a anonymous women and gets her a web page and put pictures of his wife on the page. Although you can't see her face. But if you know her body there is no mistake you would know it was her. Thank goodness she is not one to sleep around.. Anyway she is getting so many hits from men and women that want to get to know her. That he can't help it. Now he wants to tell her. But he did not tell her before he post the pics and he says he was just trying to see what would happen. He always see pics of other women and he doesn't find them beautiful at all. So this time with her permission he post another pic this one, is of her riding him. He even let her pick the pic. Now his wife's ass is on the Internet and she is getting hits everyday and he acts as if he can't believe how famous her ass is . Some people even offer to find her work most of the comments come from outside the US. Some of the women that comment want to get to know her personally they find her very sexy.Others say things life please don't block her face they want to see all of her. Even ask for her to send more ass pics. She cant believe how many likes she gets she thinks  it's cool and his feelings seem to have changed. 1 pic can be viewed on the Internet by 1000's and if the only word they say is wow that's 1000 words.

If I Do That For You, What Will You Do For Me?

I have come to find the statement ( If I do that for you , What will you do for me?) So very miss leading and just not right in so many ways. Your probably thinking to yourself why would I say something like that. But after I tell you what I have to say. You just might be on the same page with me. Then again you may not.
There is this couple and there are these 4 other people. I know that at first your saying 6 people wow what a sex story this is going to be. But anyway. Just take a look so you can see for yourself.
When I got up this morning you wanted a little bit before work OK but if we run late you take little man to school. So now that they are gone. I got to get the house ready and get to work. As I go through my day and play beat the clock I still have to figure out what am I going to fix for dinner for tomorrow because I will be working  late . Thank goodness its only twice a month I have to work late. This is on my mind while I'm on some body's job. I get the call from a elementary school that I do not attend to tell me that the baby I sent to school this morning well, is now sick and needs to be picked up .So now I must go across the hall get this girl to cover my phones and squeeze my 1o'clock to be my 3o'clock no time for lunch today.Again. Drop the little person to my saving grace The Best Aunt in The World. Who says with a smile on her face. Please don't worry go back to work we will be fine. So back to work I go. I will be a little late on the return but I will make it. Now you call my office then my mobile then my office again. Only for me to half hear you because I'm trying to do my job that these people pay me for. You are now mad hangup on me. But I cant deal with that right now, because I'm needed in conference room 3 Right Now! So the meeting ran over but I still found time to make a appointment for my baby for tomorrow at 8:30am and make one for you to see the dentist. I even was able to put in the proposal for Davidson &Son's, Boy I am good. My department GM has called a meeting at the end of the day  regarding the merger that takes place in 10days. If I want the promotion I got to be there. As I walk down the hall I remember that I need to drop the checks in the mail so that the bills can be paid on time. So I don't have to hear you  say, what do I give you the money for if you can't pay my half on time.  So Thankful for that 4pm mail pickup. I call to see how the baby is doing she says he is ok and resting not to worry. I tell her I am going to be about a hour later than I thought , but before I could finish she said don't worry about it. I got your back we will be ok. I called to make sure everything was ok for your surprise birthday bash.  As the meeting ended my GM says that  she needs to see me in her office on Monday is 10 o'clock good for you?.Sure 10 will be  fine. So as I pass the big desk in the hall I notice that my mail box was full of messages. And 5 of them where from you. I looked at my phone and missed calls from you. As I check the messages the first one was calm it said I'm at spot where are you.? But each one after that was just fucked up for lack of a better word. I tried to call you but you didn't answer so I tried again voice mail. I got in the elevator made it to the lobby. the guard said there was a package for me . When I saw the box I knew it was your birthday  watch. I opened it and I must say that would be the best $500.00 I ever spent.  OK, so I'm on my way home but first I must pickup the cake,the 3 platters  and the ice, call the DJ make sure he sets up early. Get home take a shower , and lay out your clothes for the party.  I also have to make sure my sister and my little man are riding with my parents. I try calling you again but no answer. Maybe your home already. Wow!!! I  must say, I did a Damn good job with the decorations this morning before I left for work except for this chair. It has to go in another room. Now for my shower, when I come out your standing there, and harder than steel and you want to know how much time do we have. I looked at the wall and say 22min before the DJ get here. So the shower doubles as a sex spa again. You say this is better than my birthday lunch, I say the night is not over. But now we must get ready for guest. Later that evening, The party was a hit everybody had a good time. You walked around with a Big smile all night. Showing off your birthday present. As I'm cleaning up, you say you want more, so right there on the kitchen floor I give you what you ask for. After we are done, I cleanup some more and ask you to please  put the trash out tonight for me and you tell me yeah sure in the morning before I go to work.

Improve The Sex Comunication & Try Something New

It's so funny how much we know about something we do all the time but are very clueless on how to tell our man or woman what we like. We can be so passive about stuff. That we can actually be  missing out on some real wild and erotic,even explosive and passionate orgasms. All because we don't tell our mate, what really gets our fire burning. And where dose that leave us? very unsatisfied and we are to blame.
So take this little bit of advice. Open up and try some new sex positions, or take the guess work out of the equations. If your not good at oral sex, practice because Practice Makes Perfect. Now a days you can read a book or watch a movie to learn. Try calling  their cell phone when you know they can't answer, and leave them a very sexy flirtation. Now when they call you back. Tell them a time, and how you are looking forward to seeing them. Then get off the phone. Trust they will be at the place you say at the time that you say to be there. Now Don't you be late. Every man likes a sexy looking lady. So make yourself look Sexy. Every woman likes a little role playing and as quite as it's kept men like it to. So get into a role and play it for all it's worth. Neither of you will forget it. As always have sex responsibly. Love Stormy

How Do You Really Feel About It?

Happy Wednesday , This weeks topic is a few topics together. Because I will be in Charleston SC live with a open mic and nothing will be taboo with Stormy. So I thought that I would put a few topics right up front so you can see what kind of night it will be.
1.Everybody wants to be somebody else at least once in their life.
2.Are you a strong believer that what your mate he/she dose not get at home they will go outside to get it.
3. What my spouse doesn't need to know
4. If your spouse has a sexual occupation when you where dating, Do you have the right  to want them to change jobs. when you met them on the job.
5. Should your partner be offended that you want to bring sexual toys in the bedroom?
This is just a little bit of adult talk. We can and will talk about what ever comes to mind or what ever sparks your fire. Nothing is taboo.
So on October 23rd  2013  come hang out with me Stormy Weather  and  Ladies at Sweet's Cafe for their Working Women's Wednesday .Where we will express our self and enjoy doing it. Doors Open at 7:00p @ Sweet's Cafe 6893 Rivers Ave North Charleston SC $5.00 at the door. $2.00 Moscato and $..10 cent wings. So come let your hair down and enjoy  yourself.
 

Congratulations To All Who Intered The Contest

Before we talk like adults I first want to give a Big Congratulations to the people who entered to win in The Let Talk Like Adults Contest. You can check my page on  face book to see everybody who won.

A Little Freak Is In All Of Us

 

     Went to a party Friday night. Not a lot of people it was nice, seeing people I have not seen in a while was cool. We did a lot of (so what are you doing these days & how is business going?) Sometime during the night some friends decided to have a cookout Saturday. Cool. I asked what to bring they said nothing just yourself. Went with the idea it was going to be a small group (wrong) the news spread like wildfire. Anyway in the middle of mixing around with everyone, a chic asked what do I do for work? Before I could answer some guy says a writer that talks about sex for grownups and relationships and sex. The chic says are you knowledgeable on the subject and I replied YES I am.  She licked her lips and smiled. There was another chic there with a bright hot pink dress on. She made a comment and said very knowledgeable I must say. I looked over at her, she did not look familiar to me how would she know? Any way as I moved around greeting a few associates from the night before. I hear  this guy's voice say (wow aren't you a sight for sore eyes)  as he moved towards me. Then he said( all this time I thought you were either fat or ugly that's why you use the Internet to talk to people about sex.) So I looked at him and replied as you can see I'm neither. I could hear the voice of a man rather deep & of a woman conversation ,as they walked up behind me and said( she  kind of reminds you of doctor that has something for what ever ales you.) Then the lady says( may I get you something to drink Stormy? a margarita perhaps). I said yes please no salt. As the lady returned with my drink she said she just wanted to say thank you again. I told her you don't have to thank me every time you see me. I'm just glad that I was able to help.  She asked if I would mind doing a little 1 on 1 with Stormy  at a tea party  she was hosting. I said sure, just let me know when.

So I'm looking around and I see the lady with the hot pink dress she's walking towards me and she said(you look like you need another drink and passed me a fresh margarita. No salt right?) Thank you I said as she handed me the glass. She said no thank you. I finally have been able to do things I think about with out feeling like a freak. I smiled at her and said that there is a little freak in everybody.   No sooner than I said those few words I happen to catch this guy adjusting his manhood and a lady was wiping her mouth and fixing her hair. A few seconds later a another lady came from behind the curtain. I know that they  did not expect anybody to see them, But I did. There is nothing wrong with having  a little freak in you . From what I can see, freaks don't have expiration's dates. They are like fine wine they get better with time.  

Is Haveing Sex With The Ex Ok?

I often heard from men and women they don't know why they did it. Or, I hear well if they didn't want it then why did they have sex with me again. Or, if their mate was doing their job I would not  have been able to get them in bed in the first place.  Don't leave out the people that say, Hell yeah I had sex with them again it's good. The #1 I like the most is, we were out having a few drinks and one thing just lead to another. These are the same people, that for what ever the reason you are no longer a couple. Why can't you just leave it at that! Is there a real reason why you had sex with them?No!  How are you supposed to move on and mature in life if you keep going back in bed with people from your past. Some people say that they just are not ready to rush into a new relationship with a stranger. You don't have to. But you don't have to have sex with your Ex either. Your adults, act like it. Having sex with your Ex creates more problems than it fixes. The  sexual satisfaction you get from having sex with them is only temporary. The reaction that happens after that sexual encounter has a domino effect. To you it was just sex to them it was different. No matter what the mouth says. By the way,That's also where those Oops babies come from. You know the ones that where in the slow cooker and nobody knew they where there. Until everyone has so called moved on and started a new relationship. Or what about those of you who are in new relationships and the Ex still acts like the 2 of you are a couple. Why because you had sex with them and their feelings got caught and to you it was just sex. All I'm telling you is your Ex is the past for a reason and before you get back into a sexual relationship with them. You need to think why are they the Ex. You better hope that they are not having sex with you for revenge. Sex games can be very Dangerous and they don't always turn out the way you planed. If you can be friends with your Ex great. But lets just leave sex out of the equations. It can have catastrophic effects if your not prepared. I'm all for some good sex. But as a adult we need to have sex  like adults and be responsible. So to answer the question in the title of this column. No! its not OK to have sex with your Ex

My Birthday Comes Once A Year, That Dosen't Mean That I Have To

Some of you  really got a lot of nerve. After I tell you what I mean by that your gonna want to put yourself on time out. I opened up my email and found a letter from one of my viewers. Her and Her Husband have been married for 35 years they have 7 grown children  11 grandchildren and 3 great grandchildren. She said that they always  told their family if they ever needed to come home their keys will always work.
Now all that is fine, and I understand as parents that job never ends. But as that job never ends your personal life should not either. So for all those parents that are still in need, and  have grown children listen up and tell your kids to take notes. You don't give up on life just because your birthday comes every year, or because you became parents. And you are not supposed to sneak around in your own home.  I know, that your family doesn't think you drank water and a magic pill to become parents. So lets just call a spade a spade. You still want to enjoy sex but every time the mood hits family calls or comes through with their keys without being invited in. So here is a solution to the problem. You still want them to know that they are welcome. But the House Rules Are Different now. So follow these steps. Get some BIG RED RIBBON TIE IT IN A BOW PUT IT ON YOUR FRONT DOOR AND THE BACK DOOR.( RED means stop)  If you still have family leaving at home put it on your bedroom door. Next take a piece of paper  and write on it Do not enter. Now tape it on the key hole. Now when the phone rings don't answer it. They can assume your not home or busy. which will be correct. Your not able or willing to have company at that time. If your family comes in your home anyway. With all the warning signs up. Then  they deserve to see anything their eyes happen to see. As their  parents you do not have to explain your actions. Enjoy your self and have sex but  be responsible . 

A Whisper Can Go A Long Way

When in a crowed room and your spouse or lover whispers in your ear( I want you now) What do you do?  More often than not people will say it depends on where they are. Often people say it is a turn on to know that their lover  wants them or thinks about him or her at any given moment in a day.
         Let me show you how beautiful it is to share a moment with your lover that you will remember for a life time. A couple goes to a formal gathering once a year. They get dressed  in their very best to enjoy a night on the town. She can't keep her eyes off him , just look how hansom he looks in his steal gray tux. The smell of his cologne is still in her nose since the ride in the car. As they mixed and mingled around with friends. He says to her you look so beautiful tonight and you smell like the way you did on my night of my birthday party. She smiles and said it was a nice night. He touched her lightly on her back and said it was.
       Some gentlemen walked over to say hello and introduce their dates everybody was having a good time. The couple split up again The ladies complemented each other on hairstyles ,gowns and jewelry. The woman excused her self from the group of ladies and went to the bathroom and a thought came into her head. She came out and found her husband walked up to him and said in his ear.( Did You Really Like Your birthday?) Then walked away. She was standing next to the bar when she heard in a low voice.( I want you right now)  The couple headed for the door never said good night. Got in their car and left, the couple didn't get far when she said take me now. He didn't need her to say it again, he pulled off the road near the beach front they could still hear the music faintly in the air from the party they left.
        And right there on the hood of their car under the stars the reenactment of his birthday began. It was so good that the only thing left to do was go home. As they got back on the road they notice cars from the party passing them on the road. Wow, the man said we must have been gone a long time,look at all the cars. She said not long enough how about part 2 when we get home. He said OK but they did not make it all the way home before they started up again. As they pulled up in the driveway to their home she hopped the counsel in the middle of the car and they were going at it again. Boy!!, a whisper can go a long way. I'm so glad I was able to help. Thank you for sharing the results with me.  As always have sex responsibly

Oral Sex Between You And Me

When did the sexual act between two people who are so in love become a chore or a job where you act as if you are  punching a clock.Oral sex could be wonderful to give and to receive. But people act like they know everything they need to know, when the go south of the boarder. But the truth is, just because you have been doing it for years . Doesn't constitute your good at it. So why not do a little recon on the matter, you know research. read a book watch a movie So you can stop fumbling through oral sex and learn a few mouth moves and some good techniques.  Trust and believe that your partner will be pleased and so will you. But for those of you who are not going to go do the research your self.  Just check out this book and it will help your skills. The Art Oral Sex by Alicia Denchasy. I recommended this book to a couple twice so far and they are happy. One man said that he found out how to really make his wife scale the walls in their bedroom. Now after you have perfected your skills remember who put you down. Stormy Weather  don't forget me. As you know, I can't teach you all everything I know. But, I can give a few reference guides to help perfect your skills.  As always enjoy sex,  enjoy each other and always have sex responsibly.

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Stop Promising That You'll Be The Best I Ever Had

If you are sure of the skills you possessed in bed. As a adult with a  plethora of sexual skills.You should not concern yourself with whom came before you because you are there now. So why do you fell the need to ask your partner about what tricks they have done with somebody before you. Seeing you where not invited into their sex session how will you be able to compare their skills to your own. The answer is you cant. So why do you promise to be the Best they ever had. Lets just say I want to please you and sexually arose you in every way I can.
Did you ever think that when a person hears you say, that you will be the best they ever had. They already start thinking about people they have been with before you. Women have a mental billboard that separates sexual conquest they have been with into different categories names and all. Men are not that technical.  Sorry guys but your not. It's more about her physical attributes and what she allows him to do to her without question .Or if for what ever reason he didn't get it. So people please stop promising that you will be the best someone has ever had, just enjoy your time and if the person says your the best they ever had take the compliment be sure not too get cocky. Because to someone else you can just be regular. Remember to have sex responsibly.

Why Is Your Penis So Much Big To You Than It Is To Her?

Lets just get right into it, shall we? Everybody likes magic right? But lets face it,some people take it too damn far. Not saying that every man should be hung like a horse. But no woman wants to lay in bed with one more index finger than the 4 that's already in the bed. You can say what you want, but I know no woman wants to find a grain of rice anyplace other than a plate.. You can take this any way you want, but if a women has had beef , she does not want 1green bean.
A woman said that she was seeing this guy for a few months and several dates.She invited this guy to spend the week- end at  the beach. They got there early enough to swimming and have a nice picnic.

Going up to the beach house for a shower before dinner is a normal thing for any one to do. He took his shower first which was fine she needed to call her office anyway. Lets keep in mind that this man was fine and a body to die for. He was hard worker he coached  semi pro football. Any way after my phone call I would go next. He finished his shower came out the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. She then went in to take a shower. When she came out he was standing there with a towel for her. She said thank you. He wrapped the towel around her and they started kissing one thing lead to another and they found themselves on the bed. She said that his body felt like a work of art. He unwrapped her towel and began to kiss her entire body. He spread her legs apart and began to eat her as if she was fresh picked fruit. For a few minutes she said. Then with out any warning he riped his towel off and tried to stick what looked a lot like a twig in her. she said wait. The condoms are in my bag. When he stood up, she looked to checkout the hard ware. And thought her eyes were playing tricks on her. What The Hell!!! Where is the mans goods,his hardware, his penis.? This can't be all there is. After he talked about how good he was in bed. How I would need a few days to get my strength back. Now I understand some men may overstate how much meat they have in a package.  But this made no sense. So I said lightly that you may want to wait until you get a little harder before you put the condom on. Would you believe he said no he is rock hard and ready. What????
It took him 5 minutes to put it on & 4 seconds to cum. What a waste. She said as he walked to the bathroom. But the worst part, she said was after her disapointment he had the nerve to say (I did'nt break your hip did I?)  She said doing Fucking What! You bragging like you actually done something BOY BYE I felt more pleasure getting a bakini wax

As Often As We Have Sex Are You Saying You Don't Love Me?

First I want to say Thank you to my viewers that look me up every Wednesday,post comments and email me.Thank You for letting me assist you in your sex life.  Now for this weeks Lets Talk Like Adults.

Some people just don’t get it. Some people just don’t want to get it. Let me explain what I mean by that. If you and another person get together from time to time and have sex regardless if the two of you or one of you are committed to somebody else or not, but the two you still get together when you can for sex. It does not mean that they are in love with you. No matter what they say during the sexual act. Sex has the power to make you say and do all types of things you would not otherwise do if you where fully dressed.  Sometimes people just are not ready to get involved with someone new, especially when they have somebody like you. This applies to Men and Women. Maybe you just understand their sexual needs better or know what really makes their passion and desire come out, so they can have that ultimate orgasm. Maybe you are just as freaky as they are or maybe even more. Could it be that they know they can have sex with you and it does not have to get complicated with feelings and emotions. No matter which one of these things it happens to be. The long and short of it is, like it or not it’s just sex.

You’re not dating if the two of you are only going to bed. Dating is,going places with each other like dinner and a show or out dancing, or lunch and a walk in the park, talking on the phone sharing your views on life, doing things like that is called dating. It’s not a relationship unless the two of you have talked about it and have come to a mutual understanding of what both of you want.

Guys need to stop acting like, just because you have great sex. You can state claim on a women, they are not hydrants. It takes more and they want it. If you’re not in love say so.  Women need to stop thinking that just because he keeps coming back and you keep putting it on him, he’s yours. That may just be what he is missing at home and you just happen to have it. Sorry sweetheart that’s not love.

We all have needs how we go about getting them fulfilled can sometimes  put us at the mercy of somebody else when it comes to sex . Enjoy sex just remember to protect yourself.   Please post your comments tell me what you think. 
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Are You Still Fakeing It ?

 I got a email  last Wednesday from a viewer who asked if its normal that her mate won't watch flicks with her?. Yes it is, some men fell like its disrespecting you, Some men fell like they just can't be comfortable or be their natural self. How long have the 2 of you been together? Maybe he has not come to that level in the relationship yet where he can share that part of himself.
 Lets just say for kicks, when the two of you first started having sex together it was the bomb. You could not get enough of each other. The person they were with before you. Just did not do all that you do in bed. Not even half of the things you know how to do. So when the two of you have sex its like a real Fuck Fest  or Porn Flicks at it's best with all the major stars.
But then you find yourself doing all the work. Now, every body wants to be a star in their own right exceptionally in the bed. But when are they going to show you all that they have in their arsenal. Exceptionally when they keep trying the same moves they did when you first started out. When you were learning each other. The two of you  have been together having great sex for the past 4 years now. Or could it be that you have been given Great sex for 4 years and they have just been receiving it without putting out. Now your partner wants to try something new out of nowhere, You know, add a little spice, they want to have a threesome . Which would be great if they could even work like you do sexually now. Because right now your just making them feel like they are satisfying you even though they are not. Now back to tagging in a third party,What are they going to do with another person in the mix when they can't Handel you now. Is this other person for you or for them if it's for you than you should pic which sex you add in the mix and if its for them they should do the same. Could it be that they just want to have sex with another and you being there just means you give them the OK? Could it be that you just don't do it for them anymore? Or they don't do it for you? Please remember NOT TO USE A FRIEND OR SOMEBODY YOU GUYS KNOW. I know some of you out there are saying what? are you crazy? Then who?. A stranger is best. and thats why you use PROTECTION ladies and gentelmen. So,when you tell your mate that you would like to involve another person be sure that you really talk about it because it could turn out real bad in a matter of moments.
Enjoy sex but always protect your self and the one your with.

Does The Thought Of Being Caught Enhance Your Sexual Encounter

Ok so I know this couple; very good friends of mine as a matter of fact.  Anyway we’re all together Saturday morning and few of us decided to go to breakfast. Just catching up, talking about life, work, family and sex. Before I go any further let me say that this couple is very sexually active.  Anyway; one of my friends mentioned going to the movie the night before. They sat in the back and just before the movie started another couple sat down next to them. She said that at first she and her husband where going to change seats but decided to stay put. Anyway, about 30min into the movie her husband started rubbing in between her thighs and as he’s rubbing he feels her heat and touches her vagina. He asks her why she is so wet.  Before she knew it, he was in deep to with 3 fingers. She removed his fingers and put them in her mouth. She licked herself off his fingers and reached over and touched his penis and it was rock hard. She asks, "Why you are so hard"?  He replies, "Do you have to ask"? She said that in a moment’s notice she was sitting on top and riding like they were at home.  A man from two rows ahead was returning to his seat when he  happen to catch her going up and down. So he switches his seat and sits down next to them. The man from the couple on the other side of them says aloud, "I’m not mad at him"!
She rode him until he came then sat back in her seat and finished watching the movie (which was practically over). Her husband said now he has to wait for the movie to come on DVD because he missed too much of the movie.    
They both told me hey don’t know if it was the thought of getting caught or just the thrill of somebody watching that does it for them.

  The other couple at breakfast said it’s got to be the thrill getting caught that drives them to do things they do. The other couple said the opposite; its the thought of somebody watching. I said that it’s both. Sometimes you need that little excitement to keep your sex life alive. What kind  of things have you done to enhance your sex life?

Tell me what you think and post your comments below, You can also email questions to me at stormy.weather67@yahoo.com

Enjoy Sex But Know Your Limits

You can’t think that everything you see done in a porn movie is doable or even humanly possible. They use gels and oils pumps and so on. To make sure you are entertained. They are made to put you in a mood. Not to try and copy. So no more slamming against marbled tile floors and counter tops during sex.   I’m just saying give credit where credit is due. But remember they are acting, roll playing. Learn your limits before you end up in somebody’s ER. And having to explain what happen more than twice, because once is enough.  Also the last thing you want is for some body to think your on the loosing end of a domestic situation. With that being said, let’s stick with what we know will work.

A Woman not too long ago asks if it is too forceful or controlling to tell a man what you want in bed. My response was no. I took a class once and it is a proven fact that men want to know what you like so he can build up his arsenal of skills if he has never used that particular skill before. It’s all in the deliverance, because he still is a Man. He does not need his mother giving him pointer on sex. That being said Guys Stop saying to woman Who’s your daddy? While you are 9inches in her vagina  and she is trying to have orgasm.  No woman wants to think about her father during sex. One of the benefits of becoming an adult, It’s so you can have sex without your parents catching you in your freakiest form. So let’s keep the parents out of our pillow talk.  Instead why not try a little role playing. It’s never too late to learn sex secrets and it’s no time like the present to enjoy the sexual erotic side of you. When you get a chance check out this book, Fifty Shades of Pleasure.  Or Dirty Talk Dos and Don’ts .  I have recommended them both to men and women. As I promised it helped change things for the better. I'm glad that I was able to help. Porn movies  are supposed to be a  erotic turn on. Like a stimulant to get you in a mood. Stop trying to use them as play books.

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Emotions And Sex Are They In A Relationship? When Your Not!

First I want to answer a email I got last week. Ms. Library, You stated last week that somebody wants someone for more than a booty call. Because she is really feeling this guy. What she may need to ask her self is. Is she into this guy? Or is he just a real great sex partner? Outside of sex what eles do the 2 of them do together? How does he feel about her? Before things get too out of control they may want to talk about how they feel about each other.

Dating is fine when you are single; sometimes one date is all you need from a person to know that you don’t want to go out with them again. Other dates take multiple times before you find out it not working per say. But then you have those people where the sex is so great that you don’t want to be involved with other people so the two of you have this unspoken understanding about your sexual relationship, and it works.

Now the two of you clearly have an understanding of what this relationship is about. Right?  Or Do You? 

So when and why did emotions get involved? Although everything about the two of you says you are a couple. Except your mouth that is. Explain this. You go to a restaurant with your family and you see your friend clearly on a date. Now all of a sudden you have these feelings you can’t explain, because as far as everybody is concerned. You guys are just friends. But if this is true, then why do you feel like you are being disrespected in some fashion. It’s only a friendship with great sex. Right?

Question: Should you quickly get out of a sexual arrangement when you find yourself emotionally involved?

Please post your comments . Thanks.                                                                                                         All questions can be sent to stormy.weather67@yahoo.com       

Where Do You Like To Have Sex Outside Of The Bedroom?

What a weekend hanging out with a few friends.  Went to a sports bar watched a ball game had a few beers. While I was there, a couple came in sat down at a booth in a corner, and then ordered food and drinks.  Nothing seemed odd.  Then a little while later this guy at the bar says, Oh shit!, what do we have here? The couple was making out and then she went under the table. The guy’s beer tipped over and the waiter went over with a towel. Sorry about  that, the man said. The waiter replies no problem. Then another spill "damn" said the guy as he looked at the waiter. You may want to get another towel. The waiter turns and walks away but the look on his face said it all. He went back to the table with a clean towel. The guy’s eyes are closed tight, his hands where gripping the edge of the table. The waiter asks are you ok? The guy lets out a groan and says I am now. The lady comes from under the table and say to the waiter I will have a to go box and the check please.  If I did not see it with my own 2 eyes I would not believe it. The waiter did what she asked. They paid their tab and left.  Call it what you want but a sexual act can be done anywhere, if the two people are willing. I have personal friends, that like to do it at airport parking lots. Where do you like to have sex outside of your bedroom?

Post your comments I would like to know what you think.         

Booty Calls

 So when you get a call from somebody and they ask what are you going to be doing later? Say around 7:00p. You reply nothing much. They say ok, can we get up? You say why not. I will be home around 6:30pm.  See you then. Ok.Bye

“Hello”.” Hey you.” The two of you are good friends who occasionally share good sex. In fact it is damn good sex. We conversed for a min. Then the kiss. No words were needed. Within a moment’s time. Clothes are falling off and the intensity of good sex followed by a royal orgasm. WOW! You are both satisfied. No denying that. What's next? Is there a moral protocol when the Booty call is just a Booty call? (example) do you offer a shower, kissing when departing, putting money on the night stand, or getting dressed with a see you next time. What is the protocol?

Whats On The Menue Part 2

 For all of you having sex with Road Runner. Whether it is a man or a women you must stop them, let them know that there is no rush. You want to enjoy the sexual act as well. Your not going to be satisfied,and you will find yourself shopping for a new sex partner or find other ways to satisfy your sexual desire. By the way if your doing a 69 and you cum first. Stop saying give you a minute and then you'll finish. It's Bull Shit!! and you know it. The same effort they used to make you cum. Should be the same effort you use to make them cum. Stop being selfish and self centered. For those of you who feel its better to receive than to give. Try performing oral sex on yourself. Email me and tell me how it's working for you.  

Whats On The Menue Part 1

When did sex become such a dirty word . People of all ages, ethnicity,religion and marital status have sex. And I mean all ages. Is the type of sex that we have dirty? or is it just the way we go about it dirty? What ever the case might be, we can all agree that sex is good if it wasn't we would not have as many people in the world we do. Or as many people have sex . I don't just mean the traditional act. there are so many forms of sexual pleasure.  Which brings me to a cookout I attended. Guys where having guy talk. Chic's where having chic talk. I over heard something about oral sex. You know me whats wrong with oral? be it giving or receiving. So this guy says if he can't cook it,he cant eat it! Don't get me wrong if she wants to give a man some. Come on, I will not stop her. Another guy says that why your single to this day. Sometimes you have to give to receive. Sometimes 69 can be better than wine.
        As I made my way over to the cooler for another beer. I over heard a chic say she enjoys having sex like the next girl. But where is the race? like somebody stuck a battery in his ass and shot a gun. The other chic said I feel you. But if you think that's bad, why must his soldiers taste so damn nasty. And then he had the nerve to try and gag me. (like that was the thing to do) you already let that nasty cum off in my mouth, I want to gag from that nasty tasting stuff. OK! So here is a solution for anybody listening. Drink more water eat more fruits. They say you are what you eat. If he insist on gaging you Stop!! he can't suck his own. So just Stop. When he ask why tell him. If he keeps doing it he doesn't care how you feel. Maybe he is into (up-chuck) . As for thoses of you who are having sex with a (Road Runner) see part 2      

Keeping The Spice

So I  received a email from a viewer she said 5years of marriage and sex is like watching paint dry. What can she do to spice it up? I was having drinks Friday night with friends and the question came up again about sex being boring. This guy said, that his lady just lays there like a buffett and says here.He said at first he thought she was just inexperience .But in a year nothing has changed. Another lady said that she is on another job. Her man wants her to do all the work. You know the kind!Do this ,Do that, Suck it like, and so on.   So here is a way to change some of these problems. Take sex out of the bedroom. Its not a sleeping pill. Put some adventure in the mix. There are so many lotions,powders,gels and toys on the market today.They can be fun. But sometimes the best aids are the ones we carry with us every day. Just try this little adventure. Every city has a  hotel,airport or movie theater parking lot,park your car off to the side someplace. Get in the backseat tell your lover to come join you, unless they perfer to watch alittle first. Just don't forget to turn the car off and crack the windows it can get hot fast.When you where younger you madeout in a car. Now your grown lets TURN IT UP A BIT. For my Order giver we can do a few things. First tell him you want to play a game. He can't speak 
 if he says anywords at all you will Stop! Foreplay is great so thats how we will start. But if he talks, you must Stop!! Warn him if he speaks you will STOP! your a Woman you know what your doing. You can tell when it feels good to him. If  he cant get the Rules put some lace panties in his mouth.He will get it. I mentioned before about lotions & gels use them. With your body parts massage his body, he will be into it. Don't be afraid to say what you want from him. Your supposed to be enjoying this experience together. There are 1000 was to be a Great Lover.Enjoy having sex with your lover and they will enjoy having sex with you. But first you must make it enjoyable

Being Open

Wow can I just say shock!!!! You guys kill me. (like im dead) lol. I got to say that 2-3 times a week. somebody comes to me for advice or a sound ear. Never the less, sex always come into the conversation. But now that im opening the forum everybody acts as if they are scared to make a comment or ask me questions. Like, this guy aways waits untill after he and his lady friend get together have a few drinks, and when every thing is going fine, sex is good, then he attempts to have anal sex. And then like a car crash all the fun is over. Why wait untill your drunk ?. Is the first question. Second if she said NO!!!!! over and over, Why keep trying dumbass?. Your not going to ware her down. Your going to lose her. Im not saying ladies dont do it. Im saying not her. If you want this relationship, Stop trying. If she is going to initiate or give hints ok, but if not stop trying . On a lighter note.Ok this chic I met tells me alot of things. She says I always have good advice. Anyway she is a very sexual person. Right now she's seeing 2 men. But she is intrested in a third. So I asked why? she said she thinks it will be intresting. I suggested a hotel near the beach.So needless to say this was a intresting weekend for 4 people. But the next time you want to try bondage use satin ribbons not knee highs. Its nicer to your skin and prettier than knee highs. Anal sex and group sex is not for everyone. Untill next week have sex resposponsible.

Hey EverybodyJust A Reminder

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Getting Down To The Bottom Of Things

            Lets just get right to the "Bare Bottom Of Things" How can protecting yourself make you a bad person.Even if you only had one (1) sexual partner and I had three(3). That still makes six (6) different DNA's mixing around. Not to count who ever they may have had unprotected sex with. Condoms is not a nasty word nor is sex, but not protecting yourself can equal to (Nasty Sex).                                       Condoms come in so many different brands and styles. That its so unwise not to use them even if the two(2) of you have been together a year now. More often than not people have incounters with other people other than their mate. For whom they have been with a year. Often it's been right after that year. Notice I did not say Men because you Ladies, will go back to that old stick verse going out and getting a New stick right away. Why? Because he knows what you like. Men can have a New toy but if you are offering he often says Yes!! Because he still enjoys being in high demand and he doesn't know when this oppertunity will present it's self again. That is just the nature of the Beast. Now I know that some of you reading this are saying where the hell do I get this shit from and how you believe Im putting this in print. To answer your questions, I got it from all of you. And yes! I am putting this in plain black and white for you to see.

When was the last time you did a self inventory ? You would think that in this day and age we could find a better way to talk to each other about the things we want from conpanionship to emotion and feelings to sex. If we took the time to figure out who we are and what we want for ourselves. And set realistic goals for ourself .We might find the person who we want to be with ,and actualy want to be with us. Stop trying to change people. As adults after 30 years of age, they are already the people they planned to be. If you are not than you need to do a self inventory.  Life will become alot easier if we think before we act.